Arrogant Worms, The: Proud To Be Canadian

Arrogant Worms, The
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Proud To Be Canadian
Our fair country canada
Is north of the usa
Our maritimes are lovely
And our prairies give us hay
You might think you yankees
Are better than us canucks
But we don't need no microchips
Inside our hockey pucks

The vikings left us newfoundland
We're stuck with england's queen
The swiss give us their army knives
The french give us poutine
We watch american tv shows
For hours and hours and hours
We'll export alan thicke
But shania twain is ours

We're proud to be canadian
We're awfully nice to strangers, our manners be our curse
It's cool in many ways to be canadian
We won't say that we're better, it's just that we're less worse

We are a northern people
Who love the wintertime
For about two weeks
And then we start to whine
So we go down to florida
For all its southern charms
But when we get sunburned when we exercise
The right to bare our arms

We're proud to be canadian
We're awfully nice to strangers, our manners be our curse
It's cool in many ways to be canadian
We won't say that we're better, it's just that we're less worse

Pamela anderson lee
Is the treasure of our land (uh huh)
We all tune into baywatch
To see her frolic in the sand (watch her jiggle now)
She's just as canadian
As "how's it goin', eh?"
Though most her parts above the waist
Were made in the usa

We're proud to be canadian
We're awfully nice to strangers, our manners be our curse
It's cool in many ways to be canadian
We won't say that we're better, it's just that we're less worse

We're proud to be canadian
We're awfully nice to strangers, our manners be our curse
It's cool in many ways to be canadian
We won't say that we're better, it's just that we're less worse

Tears are not enough