Barenaked Ladies: Michael Brennan

Michael Brennan took his pen and wrote a letter to me
Told us about his sons, there's Patrick, Daniel, Ryans number three
We'll defend him and befriend him, he's in tune with his chi
He was born in a place called Moorestown (in the State of New Jersey)

He's an artist, he got started, when he met Isaac Whitken
Never met our drummer Tyler's childhood buddy Steven Pitken
He's a voter, a downloader of the hundred millionth song
So grab your coat and leave a note and get ready to sing along

Michael Brennan's really cool yea!
Michael Brennan's really cool YEA!
Michael Brennan's really cool yea!
Michael Brennan's really cool YEA!

He likes eMusic. He can use it to check out different bands
The best part is he's an artist and he works with his hands
He won a contest, now they want us to write him a tune
But because it's MP3, can it work on a ZUNE??

As he pats you with shiatsu, you should give him a tip
Cause he invented deviled eggs, he created chips-n-dip
He was rock'n without Dokken back in 1805
He is even smarter than Jimmy Carter and he taught him how to drive

He's a jammer and his hammers like the almighty Thor's
Just give him coffee, hold the toffee, all those crappy flavored-pours
The Silver Surfer, Pappa Smurf or even Ookla the Mok
Can't hold a candle to our man, or even handle his jock

We're his favorite band in the world (or so we'd like to believe)
He likes the songs of Ed Robinson, and also a "steve"(?)
He said that chickity china couldn't be much more fun
But he says we sorta lost it on that chimpanzee one
Still...

Michael Brennan's really cool yea!
Michael Brennan's really cool YEA!
Michael Brennan's really cool yea!
Michael Brennan's really cool YEA!

(That's right)

Bernini is a meanie and Rodin is the man
And Bernini Peron(?) is known to every Flyers fan
He a frenchy, been Montenchi(?) plays the organ and stuff
While Michael Brennan tells John Lennon about HR Puffenstuff

Eugene Levy had a Chevy, but he sold it to Mike
and he and Linda rocked out in it on the Jersy Turn Pike
In the choir for the Flyers back in '74
Eaten shrimps and training chimps to sing like Dina Shore!

That's right now

Michael Brennan's really cool yea!
Michael Brennan's really cool YEA!
Michael Brennan's really cool yea!
Michael Brennan's really cool YEA!

Michael Brennan's really cool yea!
Michael Brennan's really cool YEA!
Michael Brennan's really cool yea!
Michael Brennan's really cool YEA!