Brian Robbins: I'd Rather Be A Dog (live)

i'd like to be a bird because a bird can fly
i'd like to be pig and live in a sty
i'd like to be a snake and slither and slide
but i'd rather be a dog and just lie

i'd like to be a bee cause a bee can sting
i'd like to be flower and bloom in the spring
i'd like to be most anything
but i'd rather be a dog and just lie


but if i were a dog, what kind of dog would i be
would i be a ? hound and chaseing all the rabbits up trees
and if i were a dog, what would my name be
katie, josh or homer or billy bob bucky

i'd like to be a spider and live in a web
i'd like to be a ? by the name of deb
i'd like to be a farmer with a brother named jeb
but i'd rather be a dog and just lie

i would like to be the laziest dog that you see
i would like to be the laziest dog that you see
i would sit by the pool drinking beer
eating doggy treats and staring at the bitches
i would never do the dishes or ever take out the trash

i'd like to be a tiger because a tiger is fast
i'd like to be a turtle and live in the mud
i'd like to be grouch and live in the trash
but i'd rather be a dog and just lie

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but if i were a dog, what kind of dog would i be
i wouldn't want to be a weinner dog or someone might eat me
and if i were a dog, what would my name be
katie, josh or homer or sally and magee

i'd like to be a blah blah blah blah blah blah
i'd like to a frog by the name of kim
but i'd rather be a dog and just lie

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