G. Love And Special Sauce: Mom's a surfer

Yo, my mom was a surferShe surfed the big old wavesIn avalon new jerseyShe had a big ole brown boardWith red stripesBack in the day on the beachWhen the break was rightShell make you tightShell do the mashed potatoAnd the buckarooWhen she was inside the tubeHer legs was renewedShe was juiceAnd loose with her caboose in the bikiniAll the fellas would whineThat she gets all the wavesAnd she looks so fine and prettySo I wrote a dittyIn the days that I walked on the earthThats right, I said my mom can surfSay oh yeahShes got the motionThats rightSay oh yeahShes got the motionYo, mary jane lorraineThats my mommas nameAnd when she steals your waveYo man, please dont complainThe biggest wave of the dayIs for grabbing Im not braggingThats rightI said my mom can surfLike smurfetteShell be the only girl in the lineupAnd at the bunkroomAll the fellows would line upMy dad couldnt surfBut you know he got luckyMomma 52 years old and still truckinIn hawaii, escondido and californiaBiaritz and austrailia I think you better waitSouth america, south africaWhat Im telling yaIs my mom can surfAnd dont ask her where shes fromOr even start jokingCuz shes good for a girlAnd yes shes always localOh, thats rightShes got the motion yeahI say, oh, thats rightYeah shes got the motionThere she goes manSo mom can surfNow you know I know what to doI looking for youYeah, the girl who says if it swellsYou know Ill ride itCuz surfer girls like surfingAnd they never hide itThis little surfer girlShes gonna wax my stickShes driving old car from 1966I thought she was a mermaidFloating in the oceanTell her on the beachAnd rub her with some suntan lotionShe got the motionOf the sea of love in the airGonna surf some bikesBe a surfing pairShes the hitchikin womanAnd she thumbs around with meThats how it is andAnd thats how its gonna beSo dont be jealousMan or start cursingCuz thats my girlDont you know, shes surfingOh, thats rightYeah, shes got the motionOh, thats rightYeah, she got the motionOh, thats rightShe got the motionMmmmm, thats rightYeah, she got the motion