ICP: If

In order, for one to metamorphasize, from ones inner self being projected out intoThe astral plane and to rematerialize into an inanamite object or another livingOrganism for that matter is entirely and absolutely impossible, howeverIf i was your tv id be like, look at meIf i was shooting star i be like shooooom (peace)If i was a fat bitches thong id be like hell nahIf i was a hotties thong id be like ahhIf i was a cuss word id just be like, fuckIf i was a rock on the moon id be chillin like supIf i was a butthole id just be an exitIf i was the doc id be like man this is bull shitIf i was your tires on your car id be like (car noises)If i was the bumper on your car id be like ahh fuckIf i was a balloon id be like (balloon losing air)If i was alyssia milano id be fucking joe bruceIf i was a radio dj id probably say, point 103If i was a richie ass bitch id be like, um okIf i was spin magazine id put a mirror on the cover and be likeFuck us and all our readers, even this mother fuckerIf i was your mental stress id be catching upIf i was your headaches every now and then id be like thuuummmpIf i was your tounge id be hatin your teeth id be likeAh why do you try to bite me every time we eat?If i was a chair id be like sit hereAnd if i was kid rock id cut my feathered wolf hairIf i was your muffler id be like shhh quietlyIf i was a price tag id be like you aint buyin meIf i was a fresh dj id be like (scratching record)If i was jam master jay id be like(scratching record)If i was a cheap clock radio id be like (radio static)If i was barry white id be like what up yallIf i was a nipple in the cold id be like (spring noise)If i was your dead uncle id be likeIf i was a rain drop id just be like (rain drop)And i had an axe and your neck i might say chop[chorus]If i was if i was but ill never be(if i was if i was but ill never be)If i was if i was but ill never be(if i was if i was but ill never be)If i was if i was boy your killing me(if i was if i was boy your killing me)If i was if i was but ill never be(if i was if i was but ill never be)If i was a faygo at one of our showsId fly through the air into an ocean of juggalosIf i was andre the giant this is how i would be manlyIf i was father mc id be like yeah what happenedIf i was a mirror id find another mirrorAnd look each other dead in the eye, crystal clearIf i was a slider id slid out your but, id be floating in the toiletLooking at you like what?If i was a pilot id be like air traffic controlIf i was john denver id be like ahhhhIf i was a switch id be like flip me yoohooIf i was a london cop car id be like (siren)If i was chewbacca id get me a fresh ass ?face?If i was vanilla ice id be like fuck yall im still paidIf i was a stop sign id just be like stopIf i was your wooden leg id still be giving you the hip hop[chorus 2x]