Lynyrd Skynyrd: 2 Joints

2 [Intro: Dum-Dum and Happy P](Lighting a joint)(Coughs)[Dum-Dum)Go head maanBoy that's 5[Happy P]That's got to be[Verse 1: Dum-Dum and Happy P][Dum-Dum]I hit it from worst waysAfter the first dayI'm needin it everydayAnd twice on a ThursdayBlood thick than waterIn pounds better than quartersI smoking two joints While I'm knockin down yo daughterDope House Records is on fireSo grab the estinguisherI smoked out in the beamerBout to get emphezemaGun slingers rap singersWith more stripe than the bengalsNo need for the gang signI'm using my trigga finga[Happy P]Now won't you roll onePo the four oneSometimes I'm real selfish and I'llsmoke my weed with no oneYou know me I'm young Happy PKick back and blow a sweetWhile my niggas move keysBitch pleaseI got G'sSippin corona with lima squeezeAnd platinum P's Only smoke on the fine leavesI started out Sellin five dollar sweetsAnd now I'm elevatingSellin 5000 dollar beats[Chorus: Grimm]I smoke two joints when I wake upIn the car I smoke two joints I smoke two joints when in playvideo gamesAnd every 10,000 pointsI smoke two joints in time of peaceAnd two in time of war I smoke two joints before I smoketwo jointsAnd then I smoke two more[Verse 2: SPM and Low-G][SPM]Maan this killer herb got me runninover curbsAnd writing these raps full ofmisspelled wordsI curse on my verse snatch yo bitchlike a purseCause she like the twinkies that Islapped on my herseI take two charges it's really quiteharmlessThe only side effect is that itmakes you retarded ha haI started in 82In fifth gradeYou can say I was in high schoolTrue smoka[Low-G]I got married at an early age Con mi hermosaMaria es mi esposaMi sanchas Nina RosaMafiosaPero es un otra cosaMy wife es celoisaNo yores mariposaTan chiclosaTe triago from coasta coastaI got your corizon droppin mi bolsaBorracho de tu besosHoja pa mis wesosMe trais pesosCon hidea pa me seso[Chorus][Verse 3: Diamond and Grimm][Diamond]Dimaond pop the balla sceneSmoke two joints where I can beamFlip the scene bizatinesSippin lean sticky greenCome out fresh when it spring Steady flossin diamond ringsBustin gats with BingCatchin squares at tenBaby Beeshi got the throneHappy P we fitin to rollAnd shut em down we livin throwedGot the keysWe got the vo'sHit and run cause the schemeHold my breath and feel my spinSince diamond came aroundNow she down with a team[Grimm]Now I'm down with Bobby BrownBut I love Al GreenKeep a sweet in my mouth and anothain my jeansBout to blow em back to back takintwo to the domeHome grown hydroponic always wannaget blownStay stoned out the modeDrop a flow rock a showGot to go out the do Boppin hoe after closeNose hits roach clipsPlace a pink in my eyeAnd I'm always down wit tryin newways to reach for the sky[Chorus][Verse 3: Baby Beesh and Lil Bing][Baby Beesh]Now I be blowin only one but lessthan threeThat's the recipeYes indeed blowin oooey gooey aneccesityDon't question meBlowin' heavily till I'm 70That's the remedyFeelin famous like the Kennedy'sFrom here to Tennessee sippinhennesseSmokin with intensityFeel my ghetto energyFools be sweatin me for that rush inthe LebaneseI be getting higher than the hillsof Beverly Beverly[Lil Bing]Two joints be smellay in my CadiFrom the Valley to CaliIn the alley servin pattiesHastled by federalesDrippin candySippin brandyTwenty inches look fancyOn my way to the grammysHoes droppin they pantiesGot a freak named SandyMakin hits like SammieI'm posted up with biscuits andchicken fried steak at Grandy'sSmashin off maan fo shoGot my tv's on glowSmokin two smokin fourThen mo with two mo