Optimus Rhyme: Powder Blue Egg Hatch

Hibernate in my cave
East Lake Union
Contemplate in my brain
Shit that I been doin'
Hey these positronic pathways are grovin'
Wackacon skull on the wall just to prove it

Man we've been commin' to earth for 3 years
Throwin down in Seattle
And people still be all like "Who's that?"
''Screw that!''
Easy man play like that's some (?)
We're incognito
They wonder where the feuds at

Damn, we gotta play another shady show
With shorty at the door
Tell that motha' fucka' "No!"
Man that midgets a bitch
And I bet he lives with his mom
Never paid us a penny
The little shriveled leprechaun
Let that Ewok run around chasin' lucky charms
Little Lollypop Guild lookin' mini Wackacon

''"Yo dog, I can personally guarantee that I will get 50 people to this show tonight!"''

You can't bring 50 people to the show
God damn dude you can't even flow
You might talk really fast
You still can't rap
Wanna collab. or just laugh and pass?
but about all that, hey dude, I'm up for the task
Wanna blast back say yo
''(REPEAT X 1)''

I swap about 85% of my ability
To get .2% of all that credibility
And I can't even lie
With just that 15%
Yo I be head and shoulders above any crew in the pit
And I just make a mockery of any dude who just spit
And I don't represent nothin', man, I can't even trip

I came up in 317 now it's 206
And I bet I can move to Vancouver and write this shit
And not even be missed 'cuz this culture don't reminisce
I got my own skeletal system and that's it

So lets back up a bit to that 15%
I'll give your crew about 5 so that leaves me with 10
I heard your sound check so I better hit you again, here's 9%
All right, man, I hear improvement
That leaves me with 1 and I'm gonna still get the job done
Flow off the tongue and beat tonnes of crews , yeah
''"Check it out man you're gonna see me bring 80 mother fuckin' people to this fuckin' show!"''

Man, you can't bring 80 people to the show
God damn dude you can't even flow
You might talk real fast but you still can't rap
Wanna collab. or just laugh and pass
But about all that, hey dude, I'm up for the task
Wanna blast back say yo
''(REPEAT X 1)''