Shwayze: My Girl

My girlfriend, she's a 10
She's real tan and she hits the gym
She wears red lingerie to bed
Her daddy's rich and she gives great head
My girlfriend got a big ol' butt (Say what?)
Daisy Dukes with the seams ripped up (Uh huh)
Crazy dudes like to whistle at her
And she looks like a stripper for sure
She likes to shake it
Whether clothes or naked
She dress like a ho but she talk like a lady
But lately, she been acting kinda shady
Coming home late with her make-up looking crazy
Hair messed up, hickies on her neck
I think I see some pussy juice dripping down her leg
I grabbed her by the head,
You know what I said?
I said who you been ridin' in the hood Little Red?
Baby it's not what you think
A couple drinks led to some things
I'm not sure how to tell you this,
I'm a lesbian (Lesbian?)
My girlfriend, she's a 10
She's real tan and she hits the gym
She wears red lingerie to bed
Her daddy's rich and she gives great head
My girlfriend drives a Benz
She got a lotta pretty best friends
They all like to experiment
My girlfriend is a lesbian
Oh my my, oh hell yeah
Baby like to take off her party dress
And it don't stop there (Where)
I walked in on a double-sided dildo love affair
They were bumpin' chairs, dressed in leather
Breathin' heavy, and whippin' each other
They looked at me like their mama just caught 'em
'Cause Johnny Rotten put mah seed up in their Apple Bottom
But then it all got weird
The other chick had a beard
I got scared and ran out of there
Pole vaulted on my dick down the stairs
Tarzan met Jane one day
Then Jane met Janet and moved away
Left Tarzan with nobody.
Sad all day, so he played Sorry.
My girlfriend, she's a 10
She's real tan and she hits the gym
She wears red lingerie to bed
Her daddy's rich and she gives great head
My girlfriend drives a Benz
She got a lotta pretty best friends
They all like to experiment
My girlfriend is a lesbian
My girl is now her girl
Her girl is now her man
Say it in French 'Le Lesbian'
Say it again, 'Le Lesbian'
I like girls who like girls
As long as they like me
But my girl just like girls
And now her girl wants to fight me
Punched in the eye by a girl named Butch
Pushed me in a bush
Stole my kush!
Took me for a fool, took my girl too
Right hook, now I gotta move schools
Nice lookin' with the basketball shoes
Tied tight, every night is ladies night
Wild night when you're dating a dyke
Oh yeah, I guess you gotta do...
My girlfriend, she's a 10
She's real tan and she hits the gym
She wears red lingerie to bed
Her daddy's rich and she gives great head
My girlfriend drives a Benz
She got a lotta pretty best friends
They all like to experiment
My girlfriend is a lesbian
[repeat a few more times]