The Arrogant Worms: Pressure Washer
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The Arrogant Worms: Pressure Washer
I'm a real guy I like real guy things
Like boats and guns and onion rings
But household chores need a power resolution
I went to the store and purchased the solution
I got a pressure washer. I like it a lot
'Cause it makes cleaning destructive
Now I blow away the dirt and obliterate the muck
I pressure wash my fence and my couch and my truck
Nothing's dirty in the house though things are a little damp
My cat's clean now even though it's bald
It's fur is in a corner of my neighbour's yard
I've got a new kid but diapers aren't a problem
I pressure washed his butt he'll never pee on me again
I got a pressure washer (He likes it a lot)
I got a pressure washer (He cleaned up the tot)
Sure I may be squirting water but in my head
I'm a sergeant with a flamethrower spewing out death
I've got 2000 psi of awesome killing force
Look out commies, here comes Mike Rambo
With his 50 mm pressure washer. Look at him go
Jehovah's witnesses come and shake my hand
I pressure washed their literature and not they understand
I got a pressure washer
One day I was out pressure washing my lawn
My neighbour came home with a big smile on
He pulled out a brand new
Gas powered
Turbo charged
90 gauge
Super mega mega mega washer
With a DVD drive
Damn IT!!!
I need a bigger pressure washer (he needs a bigger pressure washer) X2
I need a bigger pressure washer X3
Or maybe a hummer
Like boats and guns and onion rings
But household chores need a power resolution
I went to the store and purchased the solution
I got a pressure washer. I like it a lot
'Cause it makes cleaning destructive
Now I blow away the dirt and obliterate the muck
I pressure wash my fence and my couch and my truck
Nothing's dirty in the house though things are a little damp
My cat's clean now even though it's bald
It's fur is in a corner of my neighbour's yard
I've got a new kid but diapers aren't a problem
I pressure washed his butt he'll never pee on me again
I got a pressure washer (He likes it a lot)
I got a pressure washer (He cleaned up the tot)
Sure I may be squirting water but in my head
I'm a sergeant with a flamethrower spewing out death
I've got 2000 psi of awesome killing force
Look out commies, here comes Mike Rambo
With his 50 mm pressure washer. Look at him go
Jehovah's witnesses come and shake my hand
I pressure washed their literature and not they understand
I got a pressure washer
One day I was out pressure washing my lawn
My neighbour came home with a big smile on
He pulled out a brand new
Gas powered
Turbo charged
90 gauge
Super mega mega mega washer
With a DVD drive
Damn IT!!!
I need a bigger pressure washer (he needs a bigger pressure washer) X2
I need a bigger pressure washer X3
Or maybe a hummer
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