Tjenesten: Vi Er Dr

Der var engang, vi kunne gre hvad vi ville,
Gt og grimasser og lange radiospil.
Sdan er det ikke mere, vi kom til at bygge en by,
Der er dyrere end 60 F16 fly.

S skred prisen igen, nu m vi lfte lidt i flok,
Et skud fra hoften, tre milliarder er vel nok?
For vi nsker bare et budget der kan lidt mer'
Come on, kun plovmand fra jer hver.

Vi er DR
Din gld, din fremtid
Vi er det store dybe sorte hul, din licens gr ned i
For vi gav jer Krniken
Tag og stt den flles sag
S svrger vi til gengld p, at Erik kommer tilbage.

I skal aldrig derind, men salen den bliver helt i top
For der er ingen Mrsk McKinney til at fuck' den op
Vi ved godt at vi har, oversteget vores kredit
Men havde du tnkt dig Reimar Bo skulle kre Skoda Favorit

Vi er DR
Din gld, din fremtid
Vi er det store dybe sorte hul, din licens gr ned i
For vi gav jer Krniken
Tag og stt den flles sag
S svrger vi til gengld p, at Erik kommer tilbage.

Matador er liges god som frste gang den blev genudsendt
Vi er jo kendt for kvalitet, sender stadig Miss Hyacinth
Wow-wow-wow, kultur koster kassen, s stt os nu, min ven
S skulle der blive rd til at sende Showtime igen.
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==English Translation==
Words in brackets are explanations.

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Once upon a time, we were able to do what we wanted.
Charades and long radioplays.
It is not like that anymore, we accidently built a city ''(The new headquarters for DR)'',
which costs more than 60 F16-planes.

Then the price slipped again, now we must lift this burden collectively,
a quick guess, three billion ''(400 million)'' should be enough.
Because all we really want, is a budget with some room,
Come on, only 500 kroner from each of you!

We are DR ''(Danish Radio - equivalent of the BBC)''.
Your debt, your future.
We are the deep black hole, your license payment slips into.
'Cause we gave you Krniken ''(Sumptuous Danish drama series set in the 1950's)'' .
Come and support the common cause.
In return we promise, that Erik ''(A key character in Krniken who comitted suicide)'' will return.

You'll never get in there, but the hall is going to be awesome.
'Cause there is no Mrsk McKinney ''(Extremely wealthy Danish business man)'' to fuck it up.
We know that we have exceeded our credit plan,
But do you think that Reimar Bo ''(a Danish television host)'' should drive a Skoda Favorit?

We are DR.
Your debt, your future.
We are the deep black hole, your license payment slips into.
'Cause we gave you Krniken.
Come and support the common cause.
In return we promise, that Erik will return.

Matador ''(Acclaimed Danish drama series from the 1970's which have been aired many times)'' is just as good as when it was broadcast the first time.
We are known for our quality, we're still broadcasting Miss Hyacinth ''(Old imported sitcom known as "Keeping up Appearances")''.
Wow-wow-wow, culture does not come cheap, so support us now, my friend!
Then we should be able to afford to broadcast Showtime ''(A talent show)'' again!