Aaron Ackerson: Theme From The Sexiest Man On Earth

There lives an embodiment of manliness too beautiful to describe
This demigod walks among us. Believe it or not, it ain't no jive
His good looks are the greatest thing to come along since the invention of sliced bread
But just 'cause he's God's gift to women doesn't mean it's gone to his head

The fellas are jealous 'cause the ladies he pleases
Kicking rightious ass like a Kung-Fu Jesus
He's the most appealing person to whom has ever been given birth
Aaron Ackerson is the Sexiest Man on Earth

His hot body is quite possibly the eighth wonder of the world
That is, at least according to his long waiting list of girls
He's got alluring, mysterious eyes and that bad-boy appeal
When it comes to heart-throb idols, this stud is the real deal

He's like a train to Pleasure City that's boarding on Track 3
Making good love like a walking sex factory
He may not be the sharpest crayon in the box, but for what it's worth
Aaron Ackerson is the Sexiest Man on Earth

I was trained by Shaolin monks in the deadly art of Sexy
So check me out while some rhymes I flex
See, It's like I'm droppin' bombs when my lyrics are flowin'
Like Miss Mia Park, I get the Chics-A-Go-Goin'
If being sexy was considered a crime
I'd get life in prison without parol because
I'm the Canadian pope. I don't do dope
I once got busy with a soap on a rope

The most appealing person to whom has ever been given birth
Aaron Ackerson is the Sexiest Man on Earth
(Ore wa Aaron-sama)
(Zetsurin Pawaa ga aru no sa)