Adam Sandler: Best friend

When Im at the bus stop and you drive by in your moms carYou tell me the bus already leftCause youre my best friend!When Im at the locker and my shirts buttoned wrongYou tell me to fix itCause youre my best friendBest friends tell you you got boogers on your noseBest friends dont laugh when you wear your grandpas clothesYoure my best friend!When those guys ripped up my ticket for the Mariah Carey showYou told me it wasnt that greatCause youre my best friend (Youre my best friend!)When those guys gave me the wrong directions to Mark Hagens partyYou told me it wasnt that greatCause youre my best friend! (Youre my best friend!)Best friends tell you when you got Cheetos in your teethBest friends dont ring your doorbell then punch you in the chestYoure my best friend!(Best friends!) Dont call you Pit Stains or Marphy(Best friends!) Way back when you waved hello!(Best friends!) Dont hold their nose and point at you(Best friends!) Help you find your hatOh, youre not just a friendYoure my best friend(Take it!)When those mean girls stole my pants and tied me to the front gate of the schoolYou told the teacher I was out thereWhy? Cause youre my best friend! (Youre my best friend!)When Mr. Koochers dog ran at me and bit me in the stomachYou were playing football so you couldnt help but I know you wouldveCause youre my best friend (Youre my best friend!)(Best friends!) Dont kneel behind you while the other guys push you(Best friends!) Dont step on your sandwiches!(Best friends!) Help you out of the caf. garbage can(Best friends!) Dont tell you that Tracy Garner wants to dance with youOh, youre not just a friend... youre my best friend!Oh, youre not just a friend! Youre my best... friend!Call me back!