Adam Sandler: The Chanukah Song

Okay...
This is a song that uhh...
There's a lot of Christmas songs out there and uhh...
Not to many Chanukah songs.
So uhh...
I wrote a sonk for all those nice little Jewish kids who don't get to here any Chanukah songs.
Here we go!

Put on your yamakah
Here comes Chanukah
So much funukah
To celebrate Hanukah

Hannukah is
The Festival of Lights
Instead of one day of presents
We have eight crazy nights

When you feel like the only kid in town
Without a Christmas tree
Here's a list of people who are Jewish
Just like you and me

David Lee Roth lights the Menorah
So does James Caan, Kirk Douglas and the late Dina Shore-ah
Guess who eats together at the Carnegie Deli?
Bowzer from Sha Na Na and Arthur Fonzerelli

Paul Newman's half Jewish, Goldie Hawn's half too
Put them together: "What a fine looking Jew!"

You don't need "Deck the Halls" or "Jingle Bell Rock"
Cause you can spin a dreidel with Captain Kirk and Mr. Spock (both Jewish!)

Put on your yamakah
Its time for Chanukah
The owner of the Seattle Supersonic-ahs
Celebrates Chanukah

O.J. Simpson: NOT a Jew
But guess who is?: Hall-of-famer Rod Carew (he converted)
We got Ann Landers and her sister Dear Abby
Harrison Ford's a quarter Jewish--not too shabby!

Some people think that Ebenezer Scrooge is
Well he's not, but guess who is?: All three Stooges!
So many Jews are in showbiz
Tom Cruise isn't, but I heard his agent is

Tell your friend Veronica
Its time you celebrate Chanukah
I hope I get a harmonica
On this lovely, lovely Chanukah

So drink your gin and tonic-ah
And smoke your marijuani-kah
If you really, really wanna-kah
Have a happy, happy, happy, happy Chanukah

HAPPY CHANUKAH!