Ariel Pink: Credit

"hi I was in here about 10 minutes ago? i just bought this boombox, it's playing at the totally wrong speed, uh, i don't want a refund, or..."
"ah i'm sorry son.."
"..can you just uh give me another one?"
"..no"

the sale is final no rebates
if you're a member you can come and save
so would you help me or give me a break in credit

you read the fine print and you signed
no we're not authorised the card's declined
if you'll just sign here we can change your dimes
in credit

in credit, keep when you use
in credit, all choices by you
in credit, go buy something used
in credit, credit credit credit

the warranties do not suffice
you pay the price
the policy is who you break, you buy some credit
we'll send you coupons in the mail
it's quite a markup so don't buy retail
don't get a load we get for sale in credit

in credit, do what you're told
in credit, we turn when you're old
in credit, to have and to hold
get that check
check it, credit
uh
credit
may i help?

your driving record is not clean
your mortgage payments remain outstanding
give us your body or we'll dock nineteen in credit
all is fair and fair's a game
the game is buying and you're forced to play
when you're old your kids will trade your brains for credit

credit a lotta credit

for credit you'll always come back
with credit you'll never keep track
due credit, it's better than crack
bad credit, no turning back
credit

oh i've got bad credit, woah
credit
what's that?
credit
oh
to have and to hold
it hurts me
credit
makes me so hot
take it back take it back
take it back

then go right away, to an atm machine
just right away
could go right away and check your credit
check it
check your balance
while you're at it
check your credit
no, give me some credit
quit being retarded at least