Arrogant Worms, The: Killer Robots From Venus

Arrogant Worms, The
Russell's Shorts
Killer Robots From Venus
About six months ago someone came by with a petition
Said "we want to stop these folks moving in next door."
I refused to sign it, told them everyone was welcome
'cause that's what neighbourhoods are for

So they moved in and i'll admit they looked peculiar
They invited me to friendly barbecue
Glad i got to know 'em, and let me tell you something
They may be metallic but they're just like me and you

No, there's nothing wrong with killer robots from venus
They gave me zuchinni from their garden yesterday (they're very fresh)
No, there's nothing wrong with killer robots from venus
You may disagree but i think they're a-ok

My buddy charlie never got off the robots' backs
Then one day him and his whole house disappeared
I talked about it to my neighbours, the killer robots from venus
They couldn't help me but agreed that it was weird

No, there's nothing wrong with killer robots from venus
They always mow their lawn and they joined the pta (because we care)
No, there's nothing wrong with killer robots from venus
You may disagree but i think they're a-ok

They had us over for an outdoor new year's party
Although it was ten below there was food and drink a-plenty
They got excited as we counted down with them
And when we kissed them our lips stuck to their heads (ouch!)

I was watching the news last night and i saw something funny
Killer robots from somewhere decimated montreal
I wondered, "could it be my neighbours, the killer robots from venus?
Could it be them after all?"

Oh, no. they're so nice.
Yeah.

No, there's nothing wrong with killer robots from venus
They applauded for my kid at the christmas play (he was the best shepard)
No, there's nothing wrong with killer robots from venus
You may disagree but i think they're a-ok
You may disagree but i think they're a-ok
You may disagree but i think they're a-ok
We're ok!