Arrogant Worms, The: The Ballad Of Dan

Arrogant Worms, The
The Arrogant Worms
The Ballad Of Dan
I'm out on the range, surveying the land
Thinking of the job that's to be done
My life is hard but i don't mind
Men like me, that's how the west was won
I stand the pain and the suffering
For on the trail i am the king
On doors i knock and on bells i ring
Always sure that i will get the sale

'cause i am dan the insurance salesman
In a beat-up chevrolet i do ride
I rope them in and tie them up and bind them legally
And on the dotted line i make them sign
Hi-de-hey (hi-de-hey, hi-de-hey, hi-de-hey) hey!

The door swings wide and i sense my prey
Ready to fall victim to my pitch
I tell him all about the plan
With all of its inherent benefits
If you lose an arm it's a thousand bucks
Lose both of them and get twice as much
And if you should die, well then, bless your luck
You'll just be raking in the cash

'cause i am dan the insurance salesman
In a beat-up chevrolet i do ride
I rope them in and tie them up and bind them legally
And on the dotted line i make them sign
Hi-de-hey (hi-de-hey, hi-de-hey, hi-de-hey) hey!

The sucker signs, the deed is done
It's time for me to get back on the road
A lonely man out on the land
Where the wind can blow so cold
I ride into the setting sun
With the knowledge of a job well done
But i can't rest until everyone
Has become properly insured

'cause i am dan the insurance salesman
In a beat-up chevrolet i do ride
I rope them in and tie them up and bind them legally
And on the dotted line i make them sign
Hi-de-hey (hi-de-hey, hi-de-hey, hi-de-hey) hey!

Yes, i am dan the insurance salesman
In a beat-up chevrolet i do ride
I rope them in and tie them up and bind them legally
For on the dotted line i make them sign