Bootsy's Rubber Band: What's A Telephone Bill?

Hello baba
Yes, it's your friendly phone fanatic again
Oh yeah I'm loaded
With verbal rap-ability, baba
You know you inspire me to poetry
So listen while I recite naughty nothings
That'll wet your eardrums

I'd like to...
I'd like to...
I'd like to...
Yeah yeah yeah

Oh, can I make sweet love to you baba?

What I'd like to do would be good to you
And if you hang up on me now, I'll be through
I'm just living and a-loving
Waiting for the moment
When you got time to kill
And if I can get your love
Then what's a telephone bill?

According to the way you make me feel
I guess you'd call me an obscene phone caller
I'm not a storyteller though baba
I'd rather be with you, meat to meat
Oh, a sort of physical love, like, baba
Oh, you're the sweetest fantasy I know, YOU

Excuse me if I seem obscene to you
I'm being real and that seems the thing to do
I'm just living and a-loving
Waiting for the moment
When you got time to kill
And if I can get your love
Then what's a telephone bill?

I'm just living and a-loving
Waiting for the moment
When you got time to kill
And if I can get your love
Then what's a telephone bill?

Oh baba, uh, uh, uh, why don't you just hang on
I'd like to...
I'd like to...
I'd like to...
yeah yeah yeah
I'd like to make sweet love to you

Oh no, not that baba
I wanna be real with you

Let me just breathe in your ear hole baba
(Ohhh ohhh coo coo coo coo coo coo coo)
Don't fake me out
I love you baba
(I'd like to make sweet love to you)
Let me see if I can hit that note again
I love you baba
(Ohhh ohhh coo coo coo coo coo coo coo)
(I'd like to make sweet love to you)

Can you just explain to me what key are you in, baby?

I'd like to get real fonk-kay
(I'd like to make sweet love to you)

I'm just living and a-loving
Waiting for the moment
When you got time to kill
And if I can get your love
Then what's a telephone bill?

I'm just living and a-loving
Waiting for the moment
When you got time to kill
And if I can get your love
Then what's a telephone bill?

I'm just living and a-loving
Waiting for the moment
When you got time to kill
And if I can get your love
Then what's a telephone bill?

Ohhh ohhh coo coo coo coo coo coo coo
I'd like to make sweet love to you

Maybe I'll manicure your toenails
And uh, make sweet love to you baba!
Rub my body with yours
Wait a minute operator, hey hey I'm not talking to you!