Buckethead: I Come In Peace

(sample)
voice 1: He's as tall as a redwood tree, he weighs 30 000 tons, and he has the thorns of a hedgehog.
voice 2: Those are petty details, carrus,
voice 1: I want you to understand his rather... special talents.
voice 3: First of all he has the strength of 10 monsters. With one blow he can destroy the Empire State Building. With another, the highest peaks of Mount Everest would fall.
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This just in: we have unconfirmed reports that Tokyo is under attack.
By a 50-foot man, with a ... white face?
A chicken bucket on his head, carrying an enormous guitar.
According to this report, whenever he plays a note,
The sonic waves cause whole buildings to explode,
Streets to buckle and split,
And vehicles to fly about like toys!

I come in peace
I come in peace
I come in peace

The defense command has ordered all citizens to evacuate immediately!
People from sector 4 please report to the bus depot in sector 3 --
Sector 5 proceed in an orderly fashion to sector 6 --
Sectors 1 and 2 board the bullet trains without delay -- WAIT! --
We have visual contact -- Look at the size of those shoes!
Who is this giant? Where did he come from? Where is he going!?
What's he playing? What's he saying? RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!

I come in peace...

It seems that this gargantuan figure is only destroying chicken outlets.
The liberated chickens appear to be ... following him!
A white wave of feathered friends, uh, isn't this the year of the rooster?
And here come the children following close behind, huh!
They're all headed toward a giant fortified chicken coop on Mt. Fuji!

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

AAAAAH I screwed up!

ha ha ha ha ha ha haa, wipeout!