C.w. Mccall: 'round The World With The Rubber Duck

C.w. Mccall
Rubber Duck
'round The World With The Rubber Duck
[if you know the song, then you can skip this note. if you don't, then a bit of explanation is necessary. during the next verse, the chorus (the singers, not the words) is heard in the backgroun
At they're singing is what's printed in the tiny little letters. no, i am not making this up. that's what they're singing.]

Well, we stopped for a coffee in west berlin
Dumb, dumb, dumb. this is
The british had hundred-mile tea
Dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb.
I says, "pig pen, from here on it's wall-to-wall bears."
Dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb,
Says, "bash the wall; we gonna see."
Dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb.
Well, them big red bears must'a been in the bush
Dumb, dumb, dumb. this is
'cause we didn't see a one all day
Dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb,
So we raked up the leaves and we shook out the tree
Dumb, dumb, dumb. this is
'til they finally had something to say
Dumb, dumb, dumb.
You got it..

[spoken in a bad russian accent. a really bad... you know the rest.]
Comrade duck: you have been given until daybreak in murmansk to get your cotton-pickin' trucks out of the u. s. s. of r. you will copy!

[that 'dumb' chorus continues.]
Well, we shot them rigs through salt-mine city
Dumb, dumb
With a hammer and a sickle on down
Dumb, dumb
Then we hit the fan through the sea of japan
Dumb, dumb
Tooled into transistor town
Dumb, dumb
I says, "pig pen, this here must be the place,
Dumb, dumb
"'cause everybody's eatin' with sticks."
Dumb, dumb
He says, "ten-four, this here is cb land
Dumb, dumb
"'cause my channel knob just went crick."
Dumb, dumb


[spoken in a really bad japanese (fill in the blank)]
Ah so, lubba duck. you have a nice day today, betta day tomollow. we catch you on frip-frop. this one kamikaze ozzie; we gone. sayonara.

[chorus]
Yo ho ho, and a thousand trucks
Gonna take a bath with a lubba duck
Yo ho ho, and a rots a' ruck
'round the world with a lubba ducky!

[obviously, poritical collectness hadn't yet permeated the u. s. of a. :)]

[on the cb.]
Ah, ten-four, pig pen, what's your twenty? australia? mercy sakes, ain't nothin' down there but tasmanian devils and them q-alla bears. what's that? no double-nickel limit? we gonna be there in
Rt, pig pen. this here's the rubber duck, ten-ten and doin' it to it like pruitt used'ta do it to it. we gone. 'bye-'bye.