Chamillionaire: The evening news

[Chamillionaire]Welcome to the evening news, I thank you all for tuning inYes, I'm your host and your journalist, Chamillionaire, so let the news beginOur helicopters out in the streets look at the screen, an' let's zoom it in'cause Cashis is live at the scene, hey Cashis how are you my friend?Got no time for no interviews (go-got no time for no interviews)No time to trip don't be confused, cause this type of news depends on interviewsGot no time for no interviews (go-got no time for no interviews)You know I keep my ear to the streets so it's up to me to bring you the truthI saw a movie were George Bush had a bearded man on his squadSo much power from oil money that poor folks can't sit by himNo problem, Osama, Bin Laden, Been hidin'So long that them pictures all starting to look like him on them milk cartonsDon Imus made comments that made everybody forget about himThat's him, Anna Nicole got pregnant and had kids by himRest in peace to Virgina Tech, too many innocent kids dyin'Well let's just blame hip-hop and act like that's the big problem[HOOK]Now I would give you news about Katrinabut you know I can't talk about Katrina'Cause every time I talk about Katrinathey look at me like it's a misdemeanorAnyways, there's way more important stuff that we can discussGeorge Bush is playing golf, everybody hush, he's about to putt[CHORUS]Gas prices raises, the money keeps burningDropout rate rising, so what are they learning?Sending the troops in the war so I turn itTo today's evening newsAnd the world keeps turning slow (turning slow, turning slow)As the world keeps turning slow (turning slow, turning slow)As the world keeps on turning slow (turning slow, turning slow)This is your evening news[Chamillionaire]I know you take offense to certain wordsI've heard worse, but I wouldn't blame ya'They say he's a entertainer, don't worry about it, never mind KramerThe Crocodile Hunter got stung, and the lion turned on the lion tamerWe keep sending troops to Iraq, I figured that we must like dangerLittle kids don't learn in school they go to school to go spray a gunIf you a parent, then be a parent, get off the couch and go raise your sonKobe just broke another record, today's game he hit 81Now they saying he's number 1, but yesterday they all hated himOJ was named innocent, he got no sentence, he's still aliveIt's very ironic that the lawyer that defended him had to dieWell, now my cue card says the price of gas isn't really highBut I'm not going to read that, 'cause we all know that that's a lie[CHORUS]Gas prices raises, the money keeps burningDropout rate rising, so what are they learning?Sending the troops in the war so I turn itTo today's evening newsAnd the world keeps turning slow (turning slow, turning slow)As the world keeps turning slow (turning slow, turning slow)As the world keeps on turning slow (turning slow, turning slow)This is your evening news[Chamillionaire]We still haven't found Pac's killer, still haven't found Biggie's either30 minutes into the case they got tired and took a breatherSnoop Dogg just got arrested, everyday he gets a new subpoenaInnocent when murder was the case so the prosecution got a middle fingerHip-Hop is sweeping the nation, but the contents seem so degradingMost rappers got new albums that white kids are anticipatingIf you don't like it on the radio or the television then switch the stationFlavor Flav get a lot of ratings, Bill O'Reilly somewhere is hatingKanye just said WHAT? the president ain't got time for thatThe White House is going to stay white even tho' we know Obama's black9/11 was a calculation, and some would say it was a timed attackHe gave a speech on CNN, "They bombed us, now we're bombing back"Where the heck is Osama at?[HOOK]Now I would give you news about Katrinabut you know I can't talk about Katrina'Cause every time I talk about Katrinathey look at me like it's a misdemeanorAnyways, there's way more important stuff that we can discussN'SYNC makin the band and Milli Vanilli have broken up[CHORUS]Gas prices raises, the money keeps burningDropout rate rising, so what are they learning?Sending the troops in the war so I turn itTo today's evening newsAnd the world keeps turning slow (turning slow, turning slow)As the world keeps turning slow (turning slow, turning slow)As the world keeps on turning slow (turning slow, turning slow)This is your evening news