Chicago: The cell block tango

[LIZ]Pop[ANNIE]Six[JUNE]Squish[HUNYAK]Uh uh[VELMA]Cicero[MONA]Lipschitz!(6mal)He had it comingHe had it comingHe only had himself to blameIf you'd have been thereIf you'd have seen it[VELMA]I betcha you would have done the same![LIZ]Pop[ANNIE]Six[JUNE]Squish[HUNYAK]Uh uh[VELMA]Cicero[MONA]Lipschitz!(2mal)[LIZ (Spoken)]You know how peoplehave these little habitsThat get you down. Like Bernie.Bernie like to chew gum.No, not chew. POP.So, I came home this one dayAnd I am really irritated, andIm looking for a little bit sympathyand there's Bernie layin'on the couch, drinkin' a beerand chewin'. No, not chewin'.Poppin'. So, I said to myself,You pop thatgum one more time..."and he did.So I took the shotgun off the walland I fired two warning shots......into his head.[ALL]He had it comingHe had it comingHe only had himself to blameIf you'd have been thereIf you'd have heard itI betcha you would have done the same![ANNIE (Spoken)]I met Ezekiel Young fromSalt Lake city about two years agoand he told me he was singleand we hit it off right away.So, we started living together.He'd go to work, he'd come home, I'dfix him a drink, We'd have dinner.And then I found out,"Single" he told me?Single, my ass. Not onlywas he married...oh, no, he had six wives.One of those Mormons, you know. So thatnight, when he came home from work,I fixed himhis drink as usual.You know, some guys just can't holdtheir arsenic.[LIZ,ANNIE,JUNE,MONA]Hah! He had it comingHe had it comingHe took a flowerIn its primeAnd then he used itAnd he abused itIt was a murderBut not a crime![JUNE (Spoken)]Now, I'm standing in the kitchencarvin' up the chicken for dinner,minding my own business,in storms my husband Wilbur,in a jealous rage."You been screwin' the milkman,"he says. He was crazyand he kept on screamin',"you been screwin the milkman."And then he ran into my knife.He ran into my knife ten times![All]If you'd have been thereIf you'd have heard itI betcha you would have done the same![HUNYAK (Spoken)]Mit kersek, en itt? Azt mondjok,hogy a hires lakem lefogta a ferjemet en meglecsaptam a fejet. De nem igaz, en artatlanvagyok. Nem tudom mert mondjaUncle Sam hogy en tettem. probaltama rendorsegen megmayarazni de nem ertettek meg...[JUNE (Spoken)]Yeah, but di you do it?[HUNYAK]UH UH, not guilty![VELMA]My sister, Veronica and IHad this double actand my husband, Charlie,travel round with us.Now, for the last number inour act, we did these 20 acrobatic tricks on the roleone,two,three,four,five...splits, spread eagles,back flips,flip flops,one right after the other.So this one night before the show were done in the hotel Cicero,the three of us, boozin'havin' a few laughs andwe ran out of ice.So I go out to get some.I come back, open the doorand there's Veronica andCharlie doing Number Seventeen-the spread eagle.Well, I was in such a state of shock,I completely blacked out.I can't remember a thing.It wasn't until later,when I was washing the blood off my handsI even knew they were dead.[All]They had it comingThey had it comingThey had it coming all alongI didn't do itBut if I'd done itHow could you tell me that I was wrong?(2mal)[MONA]I loved Alvin Lipschitzmore than I can possibly say.He was a real artistic guy...sensitive... a painter.But he was troubled.He was always tryingto find himself.He'd go out every nightlooking for himselfand on the wayhe found Ruth,Gladys,Rosemary and Irving.I guess you can say we brokeup because or artistic differences.He saw himself as aliveand I saw him dead.[All]The dirty bum, bum, bum, bum, bumThe dirty bum, bum, bum, bum, bum[ALL]They had it comingThey had it comingThey had it coming all alongCause if they used itthen they abused itHow could you tell us that we were wrong[ALL]He had it comingHe had it comingHe only had himself to blameIf you'd have been thereIf you'd have seen itI betcha you would have done the same![LIZ (Spoken)]You pop that gum one more time![ANNIE (spoken)]Single my ass.[JUNE (Spoken)]Ten times![HUNYAK (Spoken)]Miert csukott Uncle Same bortonbe.[VELMA (Spoken)]Number seventeen-the spread eagle.[MONA (Spoken)]Artistic differences.[ALL]I betcha you would have done the same![LIZ]Pop[ANNIE]Six[JUNE]Squish[HUNYAK]Uh uh[VELMA]Cicero[MONA]Lipschitz!