Chumbawamba: Always tell the voter - Tekst piosenki

Welcome to Never Mind The Ballots. The phone lines are now open. If you'd like to put a question to the candidates the number to ring is oh five three two seven seven nine six four threeYou want jobs? I've got jobs!Hospitals? Top of my list!Tax cuts and platform shoesFor every small businessmanJust give me your voteJust give me your voteSchools, prisons? Of course we'll build them!Condoms for the American GIs!Nuclear reactors breed like rabbitsPolice oppression? You can have it, sir!Just give me your votePut your cross in the boxHello, we've got our first caller. You're name's Martin. Hello Martin. You listened to our stated policy. Well Martin to tell you the truth I couldn't agree with you more. It's outrageous, disgusting. But unlike my colleague on my right, we're the party who say what we do, do what we say. You can bank on us Martin.Good evening, Shirley. I'm so glad that you've rung. The matter is as dear to me as it is to you. Give me four years and I'll get right down to it. Because unlike my little balding colleague on my left, we don't make promises we can't keep.You still there, Martin? Good, just one more thing. Give us your voteYou want houses? See me afterwardsWant my autograph? See my bodyguardPre-election budget handoutsYou want a war? No problem!Just give me your voteJust give me your vote