Day One: Trying Too Hard

I said youe the woman from last night
Standing just to my right
Youe the one that said I was sweet
When I left your kiss in my cheek
And said we could hook up sometime maybe
Well now is a good a time as any
She said I don mean to offend you
But youe not quite how I remembered you
You seemed to look a lot better then
But I think youe nice as a friend
So pull up a seat and sit down
Wee just having a drink and hanging out
So I tried to play it sexy and hurt
She said I came across as an introvert
So I changed to being a deep and profound
Until she asked me if I was feeling down
And when I told her that I was well read
She looked at me and just said : Waouf waouf !

Youe trying too hard but keep trying
Youe trying too hard but keep trying
Youe trying too hard but keep trying
Whatever it is I not buying

So I phoned her that weekend
She said she seeing a barman called jonathan
He wears nice clothes and keeps his hair neat
But I could give her a call back next week
So next week wee out to coffee
She tells me she really gone off me
I say gone off me? Hey you don know me
She said exactly so don phone me
I said you haven even given this a chance
She smiled and looked with a glance and said : Waouf waouf !

Youe trying too hard but keep trying
Youe trying too hard but keep trying
Youe trying too hard but keep trying
Whatever it is I not buying

Youe trying too hard but keep trying
Youe trying too hard but keep trying
Youe trying too hard but keep trying
Whatever it is I not buying

When is this loneliness gonna end and
When will they stop crawling about their boyfriends (boyfriends)
When is a girl gonna get with me (me)
There must be one in this city see ? (see)
All I want is something that real (real)
I tired of having to spiel (spiel)

Two months later she phones me up now
Saying hey I heard youe doing well now
Let you and me go out for a meal
'Cause Ie never told you how I really feel
So how about it and you can meet me
I said which me did you wanna see?
I got a girl now who knows who I am
So I can be my own man I flattered but

Youe trying too hard but keep trying
Youe trying too hard but keep trying
Youe trying too hard but keep trying
Whatever it is I not buying

Youe trying too hard but keep trying
Youe trying too hard but keep trying
Youe trying too hard but keep trying
Whatever it is I not buying