Freaks Of Nature: U.G.L.Y.

Daphne & Celeste - U.G.L.Y.
OK! I'm a cheerleader now!
(Chorus)
U.G.L.Y.
You ain't got no alibi you ugly
Eh! Hey! You ugly (X4)

I saw you walking down the street just the other day
I didn't see your damage from that far away
I should have got a clue when the kids started screaming
You walked up to me with your buck teeth a gleaming
Your hair is all frizzy and your face is a mess
I thought it was a sack but it's your favorite dress
You hurt the trees feelings and the birds all flew
I don't mean to insult you
Oh wait! Yes I do.

Your teeth are yellow, they're covered in mould
You're only fourteen you look a hundred years old
When looks were handed out you were last in line
Your face looks like where the sun don't shine
Did you fall off a building and land on your head?
Or did a truck run over your face instead?
There ain't no pill, cause you ain't ill

You're ugly!
U.G.L.Y You ain't got no alibi you ugly eh! Hey! You ugly (X2)

What you really need is to wear a mask
And book that plastic surgeon fast - (Girl)
You're scary - You're hairy I heard about you
You're the main attraction at the city zoo
You're so fat and ugly with a belly full of flab
When you wear a yellow coat people shout out cab
(Heh So funny)

You got eyes like a pig and your nose is big
And with hair like that you should be wearin' a wig
Uncle Fester remember him? I never knew that you had a twin!
You can't disguise your googly eyes
In the Miss Ugly pageant you win first prize
Yo mama say you ugly -
You ugly!

U.G.L.Y You ain't got no alibi you ugly! Eh! Hey! You ugly (X2)
U.G.L.Y (X7)
you ain't got no alibi your ugly
Get busy (X9)
Yo mam says your ugly
Get busy
Yo mam says your ugly
Get busy
Yo mam says your ugly
Get busy
Your ugly!

U.U.U.U.
Now I feel like blondie

U.G.L.Y You ain't got no alibi you ugly Eh! Hey! You ugly (X2)

Quasimodo
Camel breath
Squarehead
Ugly!

Chicken legs
Pig face
Chin like bubba
Ugly!

Fish lips
Toad licker
Poindexter
Ugly!

Spaghetti arms
Limp butt
Freak show -ugly!

U.G.L.Y You ain't got no alibi you ugly eh! Hey! You ugly (X1)

U.G.L.Y - You could make an onion cry

U.G.L.Y - Like an alien chased by the F.B.I.

Ugly!

(this song iz dedicated to michael makuch)