Futuristic Sex Robotz: Empornium

(hentai girl whining in background)
'''PC Speaker:''' L-O-L-O-L-O-L ... *laughs* Wait, keep it going...

'''PC Speaker:'''
LOLOLOL, bitch, I came in your face.
Yeah, I know it stings like mace,
but get the fuck up out my place.
When my ballzack, is bouncin' off your buttcrack,
you get a sperm attack, knock you out and steal my paper back.
I blow my load hard and fast like Godzilla,
and when it's in your face, they call me ho-killa.
My dick is like a Nascar, it goes around,
and I picked your Mom up at the pound.
With my night vision, I take sluts in dark alleys,
and I stab pregnant bitches at pro-life rallies.
But when I can't fuck your mom, because I've got a warrant,
I head to Empornium, and grab a BitTorrent.

'''Motherboard:'''
Come to the Empornium.
Come to the Empornium.

'''Coaxke:'''
I got the good fuckin ratio,
cause they nut on the face of hoes.
Hentai OGM's on my hard drive,
nut out my balls like honey out the beehive.
They all say I've got the super seed,
you get your shit booted for the super greed.
Cause fuck pullin' out, ain't worth the hassle,
fellas, have fun stormin' the castle.
I got a TB of double cream pies,
twenty-five girls and only one guy.
Damn bitch, what a nice surprise,
breakfast with a beej and Tequila Sunrise.

'''Motherboard:'''
Come to the Empornium.
Come to the Empornium.

'''Recycle Bin:''' Nerf, nerf my balls bitch. Nerf that shit, there's too much nut in my balls.

'''Recycle Bin:'''
Your Mom wants to know why the net's so slow,
video Podcasts, so it's porn to go.
Got it from Empornium, so it's nasty, no doubt,
leave you wretchin' like Tub Girl opened her mouth.
And what comes down must go back up,
cause you got it for free without jizzin' in a cup. ('''Coaxke:''' Like at a sperm bank.)
So many titties, real and fake.
Onion Booty bitches with fat asses to shake.
Crazy shit with bitches screamin' in German,
open up they mouths to catch the sperm in.
Pussy farts a lot like it ate some tacos,
blowin' out air to cool off my nachos.

'''Motherboard:'''
Come to the Empornium.
Come to the Empornium.

'''Subrandom:'''
30 gigs down and a perfect ratio.
ATM all day on my 5.1 stereo.
Watch where you click late at night,
you'll end up with a dog, fuckin' a dyke.
Empornium's got my back when I need a fix,
all-site rips with millions of pics.
Leave my shit runnin', 24-7,
bandwidth deep like pussy from heaven.

'''Motherboard:'''
Come to the Empornium.
Come to the Empornium.
Come to the Empornium.
Come to the Empornium.