Futuristic Sex Robotz: The Positronic Pimp

'''Tasha''': You are fully functional, aren't you?
'''Data''': Of course, but
'''Tasha''': HOW fully...
'''Data''': In every way, of course. I am programmed in multiple techniques. A broad variety of pleasuring
'''Tasha''': Ah, you jewel, that's exactly what I'd hoped

'''Coaxke:'''
Let me tell you about a man from the 24th century
put a lot of fools in a space penitentiary
He's the futuristic sex android
too cool for school or bad hemorrhoids
He's the only one, he's that unique
and he saved the ship every single week
With 88 petabytes in his brain
his freestyles flow like fine champagne

'''Motherboard:'''
The positronic pimp
built by Noonien Soong
Call him up, he won't go limp
or finish too soon

'''Coaxke:'''
One day this fool said he wasn't a man
so Data went to court and he took the stand
He said, "Fuck you, bitch, I'm as sentient as
all the ensigns that have sucked my glands!
And when his girl's quarters were like a pig sty
he clocked the ho straight in the eye
And when the Borg queen went and sat on his dick
he played the goth bitch like a two-dollar trick

'''Motherboard:'''
The positronic pimp
built by Noonien Soong
Call him up, he won't go limp
or finish too soon

'''Subrandom:'''
6-foot-1 and 3 tons of fun
not a fatass but a robotic badass
24 centimeters, Data's fully functional
internal chronometer, he's always punctual
The only pimp with a positronic net
his big white cock get all the bitches wet
Now don't get this android mad at you
he's quick to grab a Type-Two and blast on fools

'''Motherboard:'''
The positronic pimp
built by Noonien Soong
Call him up, he won't go limp
or finish too soon

'''Recycle Bin:'''
What does the android have to say to his favorite pussy

'''Data:'''
Felis Catus is your taxonomic nomenclature
an endothermic quadruped, carnivorous by nature
Your visual, olfactory, and auditory senses
contribute to your hunting skill and natural defenses
I find myself intrigued by your sub-vocal oscillations
a singular development of cat communication
that obviates your basic hedonistic predilections
for a rhythmic stroking of your fur to demonstrate affection
A tail is quite essential for your acrobatic talents
you would not be so agile if you lacked its counterbalance
and when not being utilized to aid in locomotion
it often serves to illustrate the state of your emotion
Oh Spot, the levels of behavior you display
connote a fairly well developed cognitive array
and though you are not sentient and do not comprehend
I nonetheless consider you a true, valued friend

'''Motherboard:'''
The positronic pimp
built by Noonien Soong
Call him up, he won't go limp
or finish too soon
Positronic pimp
Yeah

'''Coaxke:''' (fading through previous and next verse
Go Data, it's your birthday, go Data
Go Data, got emotions, go Data
Go Data, it's your birthday, go Data
Go Data, got emotions, go Data
Go Data, it's your birthday, go Data
Go Data, got emotions, go Data
Go Data, it's your birthday, go Data
Go Data, got emotions, go Data

'''Recycle Bin:'''
Man, this droid's pimpin' is amazing
displays a bitch slap, simply hair raisin'
Stable of hoes three light years deep
phaser never on stun, so don't try to creep
Lore fucked around, beaming out emotions
Data sprayed them bitches with his pimp potions
Pull out the box, let loose the gimp
Lore said, "Shit! It's the positronic pimp!