Goldie Lookin Chain: Dai Texas

Serious, man, knows it...........A pint of petrol, poured onto my pubesTook a live match and lit the fuseI start to scream, i feel confusedI'm a human time-bomb when i'm fuked up on boozeLike a lethal injection with a fukin' gold needleOr songs of praise up st. worths(?) cathedralGame for a laugh like jeremy beadleFukin' glc, we're fukin' safe, knows itGlug glug glug, had a drink in the pubWent home and got a bird and asked her for a fukin' rubShe said, 'get away, you make me feel sick'But i had a hard-on and i rubbed it up against her face and it was mickShe was a man! i got really scaredI thought she was a bird and she had funny hairI got so fukin' scared that i ran awayI never told the glc, cos they thought i was gayOoh-la-la-laaa, i don't buy by the ounce, i buys by the baaarI loves gettin' loadsa fukin' drawAnd then sell it to my mates and gettin' fukin' wrecked upAnd lying on the floorYou knows the way we do's it in the glcFukin' safe, when the sun's shining i fukin' go's down the parkI gets wrecked up, i has a spliff, i fukin' takes a couple of fukin' dirty slags wimmeI fukin' has a couple of cans of special backs(?), it's fukin' wicked, knows itWe-wi-we-w-w-w-wer-wi-we-we-we-kingsway centreWe-wi-we-w-w-wer-kingsway-wer-wer-kingsway centreHe's got tourettesAnd he smokes loads of cigarettesHe's responsible for the death of a girl called leah bettsHe's adam hussain and he's fukin' insaneHe's here to sell ecstasies and change the fukin' gameHe's out of his head, but he's not aroundSo he gets the word together and pass on the glc soundKnows it...........glc, knows it.......I bought the weed off a bloke from pontHe sells what the people need and gives them what they wantI bought over three ounces of his shitHe looked like shakin' stevens with hair like rik parfittHe's fukin'safe, i met him, er, fukin' mad keith, fukin' told me who he wasAnd said, 'fukin' go up there and he'll sort you out'He's er, he's got the draw, it's fukin' really nice green, it fukin' gets you mashed up, manFuk it, i've lost my fukin' head, manRape-balaclava, clava, clava, clava.............I has a wicked munch down fukin' ramonesThen it's back to the 'port for a game of pool in caponesYou knows you're safe in the glcThey're here to make you fukin' see that the 'port is safe as fuk to meI loves being fukin' safe with my goldie lookin' chainYou fukin' knows it you fukin' cl*t, you fukin' shit..aaaaaaagggghhhhWe-wi-we-w-w-w-wer-wi-we-we-we-kingsway centreWe-wi-we-w-w-wer-kingsway-wer-wer-kingsway centreI used to think of myself as a bad boy or a gBut i swapped my bad boy limp for shopmobilityGoldie lookin' chain really fuks with your brainDai texas on the mic and i'm feelin' insaneI lives down risker and i got no matesDon't ask me for business or fukin' updatesHaaa....uuh....ahhh....my name is dai texas......Haaa....uuh....ahhh....my name is dai texas......Glc, that's right, his name's fukin' dai texasHe drives round corver road in a lexusI got worried, he tried to sex usBut he's fukin' safe, you knows itGlc, fukin' razzle-dazzle2000+2, p xain, respectHaaa....uuh....ahhh....my name is dai texas......Haaa....uuh....ahhh....my name is dai texas......If you're an automobile owner, a handy tipWhen parking in safeways car-parkTo utilize the mongo spacePut some sellotape over your faceAnd walk out of the car with a limpScreaming.....yyeeooooowwww!...repeadedlyNo one will question you, parking in this illegal areaI regularly uses it and it works for me, sonWe-wi-we-w-w-w-wer-wi-we-we-we-kingsway centreWe-wi-we-w-w-wer-kingsway-wer-wer-kingsway centre