Goldie Lookin Chain: GLC parental warning

Yeah yeah, this is ice t, on behalf of the glc, if you don't like words like: drippy willy, front bottom, runny poo, skid-mark, big brown skid-mark, big brown skid-mark in yo mommas pants, then don't listen to this mutha fukin' album'To the glc fans, get with our fukin' clanWe're the ones who censors tried to banSaying our shit was far too sick'fuk you all, clarts, suck my dick!'Now, wa-balls don't care so why should iI'll chuck you out the building, lets see if you can flyJust cos we're 'port, you thinks we're roughAnd you thought that last lp was sucked(?)You ain't heard nothing like us beforeSo now you says you want some moreSo sit right back and smoke some drawHere it is, clart, your personal encoreIt's the glc and the word is bornAll the girlies love me and they got the hornThey wanna sex me up like mr. tAnd i think it's because i'm in the glcI met miss argos up voodoo(?)I bought her three pints and she fuked me in the looHer name's jolene, she's a dirty bitchI fuked her twice, she made my cock itchI knows this bird, she's into bum loveShe pulled the skin so hard, she pulled it off like a gloveYeah, i know the one you mean, she's a dirty slagShe only fuked me so she could smoke the rest of my fagIf you don't like this, put it away, cos the glc's here and it's here to stay'yeah, this is ice t, and if you don't like this album, then get ready for the word 'fannys' comin' up'I was pumping this bird in the back of my carShe was screaming really loads and my penis was hardI started screaming and she did tooNext thing i know we're covered in crazy sticky glue'what is this stuff?', i asked her aboutAnd she said, 'don't matter' and started to shoutIt again and again and she loves to drink it upShe likes to eat it mostly when it's coagulated in a cupAdam hussain's got so much fukin' comeMy balls are swollen up, firing spunk like a gunNow i knew this girl, jolene, she's a right fukin' whoreI knew it was true when she fuked my labradorI met jolene when i was just thirteenBut she smashed up my cock and made it turn greenNow she's living down mays glass(?)And she's making me put things up her assIf you don't like this, put it away, cos the glc's here and it's here to stay'yo, yo, i told ya, ice t, recommending not to listen to the words, front bum or ass'I can do the sun crossword cos i'm really cleverBut page three's always stuck togetherI loves to pump vadge in the style of an apeI loves it when it's open and it's starting to gapeI looks inside, it looks kinda funnySo i gets my hands, and grabs her fukin' curryHussain's the name and i got no shameEspecially when i'm shagging tarts on the gameI once had a bird and she took it up the bumShe had a blonde perm and her name was sharonI fuked her up the ass and she thought i was puckerShe even licked my purple headed yoghurt chuckerBut i had to dump her, i couldn't really complainCos she's already given head to my clart, p xainIf you don't like this, put it away, cos the glc's here and it's here to stay'if you're still listening, then god help you, cos right now i'm gonna say..cl*t rub'Fukin''ell boys, hand me the bus fare homeI met this bird and she gimme a boneI gotta get back to her place tonightCos her vadge is dripping loads and my penis is just rightMy cock and her vadge then started to mergeThen my penis started to splurge'my name's dci, from sunhillNow i'm just fuking down in pil'I been down there fukin' three times beforeI seen a bird, she's a fukin' dirty whoreShe sucked my dick and made it stiffI spunked over her tits really sticky shit'what do you reckon of that tune there, ice t?''ice t recommends the goldie lookin' chain, take your pants off''that's fukin' safe as fuk, that is''er, ice t, what's that tv show what you're in?''it's a cop show, er, i can't remember the name right now''what's it called, clart?''something like, tj hooker, i don't know, i-ican't remember it too good right now...jet-lag''i've heard that you's the fukin' original gangster, is that fukin' true or what?''no'Razzle-dazzleRazzle-dazzleRazzle-dazzleRazzle-dazzleRazzle-dazzle