ICP: First day out

Got another funky rhymeAnother funky, funky rhymeGot another funky rhymeAnother funky rhymeAnother funky, funky rhymeAw shit, man, thats the ICP!!!This is my jam!!!Im on a psychedelic, motherfucking inter-gallactic void G!!!Aw, shit![Violent J]Well, they let the gate up so I bailIts been six months pick me up from the county jailWith a smog mother payin my duesSteel toliets, worn blankets, and rubber shoesBut I aint nagginHere come the fellas I can hear the muffler draggin8 men in the car longAnd the Faygo is almost goneMy nuts are kinda hard so I need a mateSo my homeboys cousin set me up with a blind dateShe said Pick me up at threeCant bitch, the bus dont ride your street, hoWe gonna eat at Mexican VillageTake a cab and Ill pay the tabAnd when she showed, well, Ill be damnedLeft my wallet at home on the TV standHave her pay him and for dinner tooThe knot in my sock, it done bit youShes all prettied up for nothingIm smelling like shit and my chin is scruffingAnd Im chewing on my food like a pitbullCuz I wont front for the hoStuck my face in a bowl of soupAnd just sucked it all up threw my missin toothThe bitch jumped up with a boomI have to fix my hair and broke to the bathroomShes got the tab, so I go for mineAnd order up some 52 vintage wineHey, Louie, bring a fuckin steak with thatMotherfuckers like jail say fuck datShes back now and her hair aint fixedProbably took a long greasy-ass smelly shitI aint saying nothing thoughI aint saying nothing bout the funkin hoWhats up bitch, Im ready to breakHow long can one fat bitch take?Quite snacking and pay me sapsCuz we goin home to meet her popsSo Joe, what is that you do for a living?Aww, come on pops, you seen me selling rocks on Verner and Springwell. Matter fact, I think I soldto that fat bitch in the kitchen[Violent J]Your dads really cool sweetheartI mean him letting me use his carAnd he slipped me a fiftyViolent J is kinda niftyIf Id a hit youd be home throughBut now your coming home with meDad I gotta bitch in the bedroomTake your ass to the bar and dont come home soonNow the jugglas known to smack hoesBut I need the shot tooSo I switch to the mack modeNow woman, you know I love youSo why dont you just let me fuck youNow bitch, I know yous a freakSo let me get a little kiss on your cheekAnd a fuck to go with thatCome on, nympho, let me hit thatTell ya what you let me stick itAnd I gotta left over piece of chicken for yaYa little sewer skankYa nasty little pipe-smoking sac-chasing hoAnd that was that A little smooth talking she was on her backAnd Im finally stickingDump ya, and Im eating my chickenYoull never guess whatMy first day out and I caught my nutFirst day out and I caught my nut