ICP: My kind of bitch

My kind of bitch aint like your bitch Cuz my bitch dont bitch at all My bitch dont blink, she dont even think About money or fuckin mall My kind of bitch dont fix her hair She dont care about what she wears Cuz shes much too busy pulling the worms Out her butt, she aint bathed in years My kind of bitch, Ill never forget We forced met on a Oujia board Miss Crabber Damned, she would chew on snakes And swallow a ninja sword I said, hey bitch, how do you do? Some fucks call me Violent J She picked her nose and flicked it at me Smiled and was on her way, my kind of bitch My kind of bitch My kind of bitch dont fix her hair She dont care about what she wears My kind of bitch dont fix her hair She dont care about what she wears Fuck that! My kind of bitch has a hole in her neck And has to talk like this I love you She can drink through it, ya get used to it It whistle every time we kiss My kind of bitch gots one good tittie The other ones skinny and red She can make the one jiggle The other one dont do shit but just sit their dead My kind of bitch has a wooden eye With a nail sticking half way out It once caught a fire and we all had to spit In her face just to put it out My kind of bitch is a little loopy And her ass might droop a bit But I scoop that loop and fold the flop And I fuck that pile of shit, my kind of bitch My kind of bitch My kind of bitch gots one good tittie The other ones skinny and red My kind of bitch gots one good tittie Hello? Um, my name is J. Im from Detroit. Im looking for a girl, whos, um, dead. Um, a girl who can possibly forfill some of my fetishes. Which include, um, dipping your titties in Faygo and slapping my face with them. Um, jumping from the dresser and landing on my balls. Uh... My kind of bitch waits till I sleep Then run and fuck my friends And everytime I break her legs Then give my homies ends (haha whats up, man!) She shot me once and stabbed my neck And even broke my nose But I lick her from her crooked neck Down to her stringy toes, my kind of bitch My kind of bitch My kind of bitch waits till I sleep Then run and fuck my friend My kind of bitch waits till I sleep then... Hello? Uh, my name is Shaggs, and Im lookin for a girl with a big big fat fuckin ass. And titties. And a big fat fuckin ass. And, uh, I want my dick sucked, and I want my balls scratched. And I want her to scratch my ass and twist my balls at the same time, thats a must. And Im looking for a girl who can stretch titties and stuff em in her ass. Fuck yeah, motherfucker Im looking for a bitch Im looking for a girl to fit my needs (my kind of bitch) We can have picnics under the moon In the graveyard We can have picnics under my house (my kind of bitch) Im looking for a girl to die with If youre already dead, thats cool You can sit around and wait for me to die (my kind of bitch) Im looking for a girl to squeeze me Im looking for a girl to squeeze my balls Let me squeeze your neck This is Lisa. Ive been a bad, bad girl.