ICP: Ninja

What the hells a ninja?(ninjas posess a superior skills of ninjitsu, muafucka)It is a branch os a Japanese samurai, a very old organizationIts origins are hundreds of years old, much of its history is being lostnot many ninjas exist today, yet they all have indomitable fighting skills as a part of ninjitsu(ninjas of the indomitable fighting skills, of a ninja, a ninjer, a muthafuckin ninja)no matter what weapons you use, a ninja will never die!Damn I wish I could be a Shokon Samuraiso I could swing a sword and make necks flyId go to school and ninja-crawl through tha hallsn then Id jump out n stab bitches in the ballscuz I remember these kids from tha playgroundeverybodyd hang around, we were all downbut then we grew up, n everybody turned awayn now they dissin me, yellin, fuck Nerdy-JI sit n think at how it changed as I got oldaas I think I draw a ninja on my folda, Ughwhat I would do if I only had a ninja swordyoud see blood start flingin on tha chalkboardId tell tha whole class, nobody move a jiggle,first one that do Ill make yer fuckin neck wiggle.everyone wold start jockin, tha news would take my pictaDAMN I wish I could be a ninja[chorus]Damn I wish I could be a ninja, ninja [X3]Damn Itd feel good ta see people applaudin [all X2]After I was done killin all tha yuppie fucksall tha poor kids would come n swing from my nutsand I would walk home feelin like a SamuraiId walk in tha house, and see my momma cryIs ask why, shed point to my drunkin popshe tried ta hit her again, but that shit STOPSI kick him in his throat, you hear his neck breakI throw a roundhose and knock his beard off his faceI tell him, Dad, now look at all your broken glass,why dontcha pick it all-up n stick it in yer ass.I watch him do it, Now hurry up ya take foeva.when he was done Id squeeze his butt-cheeks togethaNow get tha FUCK out my house, neva come back!I throw a chinese star, stick him in his ass-crack (Ahhhh)I turn to my mudda, Im sorry that he hitcha!DAMN I wish I could be a ninja [repeat chorus]If I could be a ninja, my daddyd be dead, butI still gotta go ta work, n pay tha rentI flip frenchfries for $2.25Mr. Donny works here hes fuckin 45but hed think he da shit cuz hes da bossI guess he dont know that his life is a lossI walk in....about 5 minutes late...cuz I was tryin ta clean tha blood off my ninja bladeso, Mr. Donny wanna try n get up in my facescreamin at me, sweatin ova this placemad cuz Im late, hes no betta than mejust another bitch workin for next ta freeI thought him out, takin money, just stealn cuttin up his body, n fry him on tha grillbut hes too fuckin wack, n I could kill dis bitchn I dont even need ta be a ninja[repeat chorus X7]Yeah, Yeah Im a ninja, YeahFUCK that, Im a Wicked Klown BITCH, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha