Imani Coppola: 30th Birthday

30th Birthday
Intro:
This is a benefit concert for everyone approaching the age of 30...exits are clearly marked to the right and to the left and stop smoking in the stadium.
Today is your 30th Birthday, no way don't it make you feel ill.
Today is your 30th Birthday, you're over the hill you're over the hill.
There's no where to run to there's nowhere to hide
You are now thirty and you're still alive
Still feelin thirsty you're still gettin high
Not really workin you're just gettin by
All you want now is your piece of the pie
Sorry to tell you you're livin a lie
Don't mean to hurt you or kill off the vibe
For certain it's curtains you'll never survive
I'm fuckin with you what' s up wit you
All distant fuck this shit
Let's hit the bar and get twisted
Then hit the car and get lifted
Take a couple puffs and just clip it
Them go hit up a club and just kick it
Reminisce on some when we were kid shit
Like remember skitchin?
Over the hill but still got your looks
Plus thirty years keepin' it off the hook
I know the years creepin' up might got you shook
That's why we're dedicatin' this monster hook
To all of y'all too young die
But to old to fuck around and not know why
Chasin' wasted youth and
Watchin' the days go by
Well not me I got me some coffee
And a couple of plans
I'm going to quit my nine to five
And I'm goin' stick it to the man!
Stand on my own, now that I'm grown
Makin' it known like customer surveys
Baby don't diss me, come on get with me
Quickly kiss me it's my birthday
Damn girl you're really gettin up there
Time too pop a couple out and strap em to a high chair
It ain't fair, it ain't me, have a bunch of babies the minute I hit 30
Damn right I got other plans (jazz)
Besides scrubbin dirty dishes and soakin greazy pans
I wanna sail on a boat and go to an island
Get off the boat and then claim it my land
Hip hop music and J pop pop rock
Chicken teriyaki ham hocks in a wok
In this life I wanna see a girl president
In this life I wanna be a girl president
But nows the time to get a grip on what's real
I'm over the hill still tryin to get a record deal
It really ain't as bad as it seems
Time can steal my youth but can't take away my dreams