Jodi Benson: Sandy Claws

Kids:
Kidnap Mister Sandy Claws?
I wanna do it let's draw straws!
Jack says we should work together
Three of a kind
Birds of a feather
Now and forever
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Kidnap the Sandy Claws
Lock him up real tight
Throw away the key and then
turn off all the lights

Girl:
First we're going to set some bait inside a nasty trap and wait
when he comes a-sniffing we will snap the trap and close the gate

Boy:
Wait I've got a better plan to catch this big red lobster man
Let's pop him in a boiling pot and when he's done we'll butter him up

All:
Kidnap the Sandy Claws
Throw him in box
Bury him for 90 years then see if he talks

Then Mr. Oogie Boogie Man
Can take the whole thing over then
He'll be so pleased I do declare
That he will cook him rare WHEE!

Boy:
I say that we take a cannon
Aim it at his door and then
Knock three times and when he answers
Sandy Claws will be no more!

Girl:
You're so stupid think
Now if we blow him up to smithereens
We may lose some pieces
And then Jack will beat us black and green!

All:
Kidnap the Sandy Claws
Throw him in a bag
Throw him in the ocean then
See if he is sad

Because Mr. Oogie Boogie is the meanest guy around
If I were on his Boogie list
I'd get out of town

He'll be so pleased by our success
That he'll reward us too I'll bet
Perhaps he'll make his special brew
Of Snake and Spider stew mmm

We're his little henchmen
And we take our job with pride
We do our best to please him
And stay on his good side

Girl:
I wish my cohorts weren't so dumb
I'm not the dumb one
You're no fun
Shut up
Make me
I've got something listen now
This one is real good you'll see
We'll send a present to his door
Upon there'll be a note to read
Now in the box there waits inside
Until his curiosity entices him to look inside and then we'll have him 1 2 3!

All:
Kidnap the Sandy Claws
Beat him with a stick
Lock him up for 90 years
See what makes him tick
Kidnap the Sandy Claws
Chop him into bits
Mr. Oogie Boogie is
Sure to get his kicks
Kidnap the Sandy Claws
See what we will see
Lock him in a cage and then
Throw away the keyyyyyyyyy!
(evil cackling)