Komar & Melamid And Dave Soldier: The Most Unwanted Song

'''Singing Woman:'''
Uh-oh, uh-oh (x3)
Yo!
I'm ropin' up my saddle
For the long, long ride
Every time I see the desert
There's something inside says
Yo! Yo!
This is the life

Give me open land
And a big ol' knife
To get some bear, deer
Even a snake
I light me a fire
Do the shake and bake
I say Yo! Yo!
I'm a cowboy now

The sun is hot and dry
Gonna rope me a cow
I say Yo! Yo!
I'm loose and free
Whoa there Nelly
You're the horse for me!

Rope 'em up boys
The desert is a callin'
Yahoo, yahoo, yahoo
(Saddle up fellas)
The desert is a callin'
Yahoo, yahoo, yahoo

'''Children:'''
Christmas time! Christmas time!
Jesus, Mary, and the manger
Christmas time, Family time
Do all your shopping
At Wal-Mart!

Easter Time! Easter Time!
Love, forgiveness, and the bunnies!
Easter Time! Chocolate Time!
Do all your shopping
At Wal-Mart!

Go! (x15)

'''Singing Woman:'''
Out on the plains
Just me and my mind
Took me a break
To read some Wittgenstein

Born in Vienna in '89
He obsessed with theories
Of language and time
Like the "Tractatus"
Where Ludwig would claim

"The logic of our language
Is misunderstood"
Philosophy is based
On a false pretense
So philosophy itself
Is nonsense, nonse!

Philosophy itself is non-sense!

''Bedeutung ist tun
Es ist ein Sprachspiel''
Nonsense! Nonsense!
''Wrter sind Inhalt''
Yahoo! Yahoo!

'''Children:'''
Yom Kippur! Yom Kippur!
Self reflection and atonement
Yom Kippur, that's what for
Do all your shopping
At Wal-Mart!

(Oh say can you--)
Feel the embers glowing
And the turkey in the oven!
(America!)
Hear the children singing
There's a turkey in the oven!
(Rockets red glare!)
Candles are so pretty
And a turkey in the oven!
Do all your shopping
At Wal-Mart!
(Buy spurs that jingle at Wal-Mart!)

Ramadan! Ramadan!
Lots of praying with no breakfast!
Ramadan, so much fun!
Do all your shopping
At Wal-Mart!

'''Singing Woman:'''
It's home, home
On the big ol' range
Yipee tai oh
Get along there stranger

Rope 'em, ride 'em
Shoot 'em up good
We're big and bad
In the cowboy 'hood
I say Yo! Yo!
Got a river to ford

With a life like this
I never be bored
I say Yo! Yo!
I'm wild and free
Whoa Miss Kitty
You're the gal for me!

Whoa Miss Kitty
I say whoa there
Whoa Miss Kitty
Yahoo! Yahoo!

'''Children:'''
Labor Day! Labor Day!
Schools are closed and
Pools are open!
Labor Day! All the way!
Do all your shopping
At Wal-Mart!

(Oh say can you--)
Grandma's on the phone
Go and tell her that you love her!
(America!)
Daddy's on the phone
Go and tell him that you love him!
(The Golden Land!)
Sister's on the phone
Go and tell her that you love her!
Do all your shopping
At Wal-Mart!

Veteran's Day! Veteran's Day!
Big parade with guns and soldiers
Veteran's Day! What's there to say?
Do all your shopping
At Wal-Mart!

Halloween! Halloween!
Candy corn for lunch and dinner!
Halloween, what a scream!
Do all your shopping
At Wal-Mart!

'''Singing Woman:'''
Look out there
It's an Injun band!
Coming this way
Gonna fight for my land
And build a home town
Grocery store
American cheese
Worth fighting for

Call it "dry gulch"
O.K. Corral
Holiday Spot
For you and your gal
To get some cool shit
And desert rays
Cowboy living' the American Way

It's a cowboy living
(Go! Go!)
It's cowboy living
(Go! Go!)
It's cowboy living
(All the way!)

Rope 'em up boys!
The desert is a callin'!
Yahoo! Yahoo! Yahoo!

Saddle up fellas!
The desert is a callin'!
Yahoo! Yahoo! Yahoo!

'''Speaking Woman:'''
People!
Coming together out of a desire to obtain political power!
Vice Presidential Candidate!
Twenty-seven electoral votes!
Central policy issues!
Two party system!
Struggle!

Gain control of the government!
Executive branch!
Military branch!
Foreign affairs!
Influence policy!

Promote ideology;
Fascism!

Promote individual interests;
George Stephanopoulous, Imelda Marcos!

Promote special interests;
Sugar, Beef, Bananas, Lumber, Pork bellies, Pork barrels, Coca-Cola!
The information superhighway!
Three thousand years of oppression!

Who enslaved humans of color?
Who invaded the Carribbean?
Who murdered all the innocent children?!
You did! You! You! You!

'''Group:'''
It may be you
It could be me
It's not enough
To wait and see
And when we all
Lock arms and sing
Then bells of freedom
Ring ding ding!

(It may be you!)
It may be you
(It could be me!)
It could be me
(It's not enough!)
It's not enough
(To wait and see!)
To wait and see
(And when we all!)
And when we all
(Lock arms and sing!)
Lock arms and sing
(Then bells of freedom!)
Then bells of freedom
(Ring ding ding!)
Ring ding ding!