Lemon Demon: Birthday (Alligators And Pretzel Makers)

Alligators, nature's surfboards in the swamp,
With a playful little chomp,
Let you know that you're a friend.

And they love you, they'll let you surf all afternoon,
Give you cookies and balloons
And some pocket cash to spend.

<i>I do not know what to get you for your birthday, I do not know.
I do not know what to get you for your birthday.</i>

Pretzel makers, making pretzels at the fair.
Casting pretzels through the air
Onto senior citizens.

Seven tickets for a shot at Mr. Gray.
He's been sitting there all day.
This is where the fun begins.

<i>I do not know what to get you for your birthday, I do not know.
I do not know what to get you for your birthday, I do not know.
I do not know what to get you for your birthday, I do not know.
I do not know what to get you for your birthday, I do not know.</i>

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Pretzel makers. <i>(Pretzel makers.)</i>
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<i>I do not know what to get you for your birthday, I do not know.
I do not know what to get you for your birthday, I do not know.
I do not know what to get you for your birthday, I do not know.
I do not know what to get you for your birthday, I do not know.

I do not know what to get you for your birthday.
I do not know what to get you for your birthday.</i>