Lonestar: Paradise knife and gun club

Joe Bob was rough as a cobAnd prone to blow his stackKenny Dean was in a suicide sceneSneaking behind Joe's backSneaking around with Joe's girl, JuneShe liked the boys in the bandAnd when they all got together on Saturday nightIt was easy to understand whyThey called it Saturday night at the paradise knife and gun clubAnd there's drinking and dancing to the music of Bobby Lee and the BlackjacksIt was Saturday night at the paradise knife and gun clubIf you was looking for some trouble you could find it I guaranteeNow the only other place was a man named JackAnd he wouldn't take talking backHe was married to a woman named MayShe took up the slackWell he knocked you out and she'd drag you outAnd leave you in the parking lotAnd when you wake up in the morning with a busted headYou're just happy that was all you gotOn Saturday night at the paradise knife and gun clubAnd there's drinking and dancing to the music of Bobby Lee and the BlackjacksIt was Saturday night at the paradise knife and gun clubIf you was looking for some trouble you could find it I guaranteeWell the night Joe Bob found outThat Kenny Dean was sneaking around with JuneHe caught Bobby Lee and the bandIn the middle of an old Hank Williams tuneBobby Lee cried out your cheatin' heartAnd that was just the spark it tookAnd when the fighting got startedEverybody took part and that whole damn building shookUntil the sheriff came out and stopped the boutHauled everybody to jailWhen the judge saw the blood and the chewed up earsHe turned a whiter shade of paleHe said, good God ya'llWhat's happened here, somebody start a WWIIIWell Kenny Dean just grinned the best he couldSaid your Honor it seems to meLike it was just another Saturday night at the paradise knife and gun clubAnd there's drinking and dancing to the music of Bobby Lee and the BlackjacksIt was Saturday night at the paradise knife and gun clubIf you was looking for some trouble you could find it I guaranteeOn Saturday night at the paradise knife and gun clubAnd there's drinking and dancing to the music of Bobby Lee and the BlackjacksIt was Saturday night at the paradise knife and gun clubIf you was looking for some trouble you could find it I guaranteeOn Saturday night at the paradise knife and gun clubAnd there's drinking and dancing to the music of Bobby Lee and the BlackjacksIt was Saturday night at the paradise knife and gun clubIf you was looking for some trouble you could find it I guaranteeLord, if you was looking for some trouble you could find it I guarantee