Mako: Bardzo Mała Żaba

I'm coming home
and there is waiting for me
odd, uninvited guest

Very little frog
Eats kebab
Talks through a phone
Ey, ey, ey!
Frog on a sofa
Catches flies
Scratches it's butt
Ey, ey, ey!
Frog in my house
Lives here in a secret
I won't tell anyone
No, no, no!
Frog on a balcony,
Frog in my saloon
I need to get used to it!

I would name her Krystyna,
But I don't know if it's boy or a girl
from morning till night they eat worms
And dance salsa like a machine

I don't really know, what should I do with her
take her to the cinema, go on a walks with her?
Should I teach her how to use toilet?
How does she pee, like a men or women?

Frog like every other human needs to sleep
so I took her to bed, she's secure, she don't need to be scared

Very little frog
Eats kebab
Talks through a phone
Ey, ey, ey!
Frog on a sofa
Catches flies
Scratches it's butt
Ey, ey, ey!
Frog in my house
Lives here in a secret
I won't tell anyone
No, no, no!
Frog on a balcony,
Frog in my saloon
I need to get used to it!

VERY VERY LITTLE FROG
THE CHAIR SITS ON HER
VERY VERRY LITTLE FROG
Woo!