Mc Chris: Everywhere

Warm it up Chris
I was thinkin about it
Put on my oven mitts and the kitchen gets crowded
Girls they wanna taste of my latest concoction
Now let me see you put your hands up for adoption

It's like everywhere I go
Everywhere I be
Everybody askin me are you mc
I like the episode where you did that thing
Would you sign a dvd for my sister please

Would you do a voice mail I can't work my phone
Would you make out with my girl she on your balls
Sometimes I get bummed like I don't wanna live
Then I listen to some mc chris


When I walk into the club I'm like Moses
The crowd parts all the tarts start posin
Dj play my jam and the floor gets packed
Girls wearin dental floss up in their ass crack

Mc chris in the place and lets case the disco
Can I have a ?? hoodie on your head phone
Watchin these cuties booties both skinny and big boned
Find a little lady let me get my dick on

Billy has ditched should have ??
Make me wish we should have had some kids
Yo this hotty's body's got me
Never mind the naughty bits
Grab my shit and split
Hear that ?? lockin lips lockin ?? ??
While she give my cock a kiss

He's watching me jump out? cuz that shit be gross
Then I hit it behind the dumpster next to charlie o's
Shortie says she likes my style says she likes my tune
Exactly why wasn't I on Danger Doom?

It's like everywhere I go
Everywhere I be
Everybody askin me are you mc
I like the episode where you did that thing
Would you sign a dvd for my sister please

Would you do a voice mail I can't work my phone
Would you make out with my girl she on your balls
Sometimes I get bummed like I don't wanna live
Then I listen to some mc chris

Some girls they say that I am dope
They ask me who I know unquote
Some girls they like me I don't know
Sometimes I'm just a stepping stone

On a plane to LA
40 thousand feet up
Girls figures it out
And the girl goes nuts

She's in the seat next to mine
So I try to make nice
You can tell she wants a bite
Like ?? on a slice

An attractive little package
She like sign my boobs
I post on your message board
But I'm just a noob

Wear em at home mc panties
Shave your name in my pubes
I say that's a little much
But what's a guy gunna do

We head to the bathroom
It ain't occupied
We start our own little club
Up in the sky

She's a pro ya you know
She do me right
That's when she ask me
If I'm a mooninite

It's like everywhere I go
Everywhere I be
Everybody askin me are you mc
I like the episode where you did that thing
Would you sign a dvd for my sister please

Would you do a voice mail I can't work my phone
Would you make out with my girl she on your balls
Sometimes I get bummed like I don't wanna live
Then I listen to some mc chris