Monty Python: Act II finale

Arthur:Lady, will you marry me?Lady:I thought you'd never ask.Scene changes to the Vegas Drive-Up Wedding Chapeland the Girls enter in short Wedding Dresses.Girls:We are not yet wedAnd we're nearly at the endIt is time that weWent and found a friendIs there someone whoCan help us in out quest?We're already dressedAlthough we're not yet wed.Enter the boys with top hats and tails.Men:We are not yet deadThats the best thing to be saidWe are not yet deadSo we might as well get wedCould it be much worseIs marriage such a curse?Might as well get marriedCos we are not yet wedWedding Match.Enter Lancelot and Herbert married. In great fasions.Herbert:So you see its all a show, happy ending and allAnd that just makes me want to singThey all look for Father but he doesnt come on so Herbert starts to singHerbert:When youre lostOn lifes trailAnd you feel doomed to failDo not failFind Your MaleFind Your MaleThats your GrailLance:Just think Herbert, in a thousand years time this will still be controversial.Enter Robin, suitably dressed in white tie and tails.Robin:And I too have found my grail.Ensemble:Whats that?Robin:Musical Theatre!(singing)Robin:You can singYou can danceAnd you wont soil your pantsIn your white tie and tailFind your GrailFind your GrailChorus:Hallelujah a Broadway wedding!Enter Arthur and Guinevere married. Guinevere is in a gorgeous wedding gown.Arthur and Guinevere:So be strongChorus:Here comes the brideA&G:Keep right on.Chorus:Here comes the groomA&G:To the end of your songChorus:HallelujahGuinevere:Do not failFind your MaleArthur:Dressed in mailFind your GrailChorus:Sing Hallelujah theyve found their grail.Arthur:Life is really up to youYou must choose what to pursueChorus:A Broadway weddingGuinevere:Set your mind on what to findAnd theres nothing you cant doAll:Go and find your grailArthur and Guinevere:So keep right to the endYoull find your goal my friendChorus:Find you friend!All:Then the prize you wont failFind your GrailFind your Grail!Father:Stop that. Stop that. Stop it! No more bloody singingLancelot whacks him on the headChorus:For this is the Show that ends like this!