Monty Python: He's not dead yet

ROBIN (spoken):Bring out your dead! Bring out your dead!LANCE (spoken):Here's one.DAD (spoken):I'm not dead!ROBIN (spoken):Here, he says he's not dead!LANCE (spoken):Yes he is.DAD (spoken):I feel happy. I feel happy.(sung)I am not dead yetI can dance and I can singI am not dead yetI can do the Highland FlingI am not dead yetNo need to go to bedNo need to call the doctorCause I'm not yet dead.BODIES:He is not yet deadThat's what the geezer saidNo, he's not yet deadThat man is off his headHe is not yet deadSo put him back in bedKeep him off the cart because he's not yet dead.Well now he's deadYou whacked him on the headSure, now he's deadIt makes me just see redYou are such a bruteTo murder that old cootYou homicidal bastard, now he's really deadWho is the knave who put him in his graveAnd who needs to manage his anger?LANCE:My name is LancelotI'm big, and strong, and hot.Occasionally I doSome things that I should not.ROBIN:I want to be a knightBut I don't like to fightI'm rather scared I mayJust simply run awayLANCE:I'll be right with youRobin, through and through and throughSo stick with meAnd I'll show you what to doROBIN:We'll remain good chumsYou can teach me how to danceROBIN & LANCE:We're going to enlistROBINI'm RobinLANCEAnd I'm LanceCHORUS:Oh we're off to warBecause we're not yet deadWe will all enlistAs the Knights that Arthur led.DAD:I am coming tooMy name will be Sir FredI'll be your musicianCos I'm not yet deadCHORUS:Oh we're not yet deadTo Camelot we goTo enlist insteadTo try and earn some doughAnd so althoughWe should have stayed in bedWe're going off to warBecause we're not yet deadFRED:I am coming, tooMy name will be Sir FredI'll be your musician'Cause I'm not yet deadLANCE:To killI willIt gives me such a thrillROBIN:To singAnd danceAnd keep an eye on LanceALL:We're going off to warWe'll have girlfriends by the scoreDAD:We'll be shot by Michael Moore!ALL: Because we're not yet dead.