NOFX: Theme from a NOFX album

Were professional punkers we come from the suburbs After 15 years were still having fun Now were over 30 not looking so pretty at least we got a beat up accordian Thats Erik our drummer his fathers a plumber He drank enough booze to get rhode island drunk Now sober but smelly hes got one big belly From living the good life provided by punk Singin Singin Singin Buy me a becks beer or pass me a bong Gimmie some bushmills Ill sing you this song Open another big box of cheap wine were over 30 were doin just fine El Hefe is not satanic hes one hip hispanic He grew up with one dozen cousins and kin He wears baggy pants he know how to break dance Youve seen him do every impersonation That Melvin on six string some tell me I cant sing Oh I think you can just dont do it round me Stick with what you know Playing guitar solo with hetson and watt in punk rock karaoke Singin Singin Singin Buy me a becks beer or pass me a bong Gimmie some bushmills Ill sing you this song Open another big box of cheap wine were over 30 were doin just fine My name is Fat Mike Im obsessed with big lesbians Ive been a punk rocker for most of my life I sing kinda flat Im not really that fat But thats how I hit them with a hook or a slice Im Kent I do sound look his getting so round Im Timmy the Turtle he counts as he clicks Im Jay I dont care someone please cut his hair Im Limo from Scotland so give me haggis Singin Singin Singin Buy me a becks beer or pass me a bong Gimmie some bushmills Ill sing you this song Open another big box of cheap wine were over 30 were doin just fine Buy me a becks beer or pass me a bong Gimmie some bushmills Ill sing you this song We a quaalide or chop we a line were pushin 40 were doin just fine Give me a casual, pass me a bong, Give me Glenlivet Ill sing you this song Open another big box of cheap wine If you take the low road then I'll take the high