Olsen Twins: Show and tell

Ashley: Yeah, yeah, Bob. That should do it.Mary-Kate: Who was on the phone so early in the morning?Ashley: Our friend, Bob. He wanted to know the best way topretend he's sick.Mary-Kate: How come?Ashley: First grade. he can't take the pressure.It's Sunday night and tomorrow is the dayI'll sit down in the circleand Miss Cunningham will say..."Who's brought something special,who would like to share?"I'd rather eat raw spinach than be there!Show and Tell, I just can't take itShow and Tell, I'll never make itEverybody brings such interesting thingsBut not meShow and Tell, I'm gonna flunk it!Show and Tell, I've always stunk atFinding something coolTo show the other kids at schoolLike Jennifer brought a sea shellJessica showed her snakeJustin brought his new little brotherA real live baby, give me a break!Nicholas had a fossilAnd Natalie had a skullI looked on my shelf and said to myself"Dull, dull, dull!"Show and Tell, the others love itHe gets hives, just thinking of itAnything I chooseIs sure to be a total snoozeOnce I brought a marble,A really pretty marbleThe kids said "Look...a marble..."I thought I was gonna dieA Show and Tell day victimBut Mondays, now, I've licked themI stand on two feet and tell a completeLie, lie, lie!Like Show and Tell-oops, I forgot mine!Show and Tell-a hunter shot mine!Lost it on the way-Is it Show and TellToday? Ahh gee!Show and Tell-a freight train hit mine!Show and Tell-a pitbull bit mine!Had it in my hand-I just don'tunderstand, where did it go?Show and Tell-has lit a fireIn the heart of this little liar-I didn't knowit could fly, Mrs. Cunningham, really!Show and Tell-my brother ate it!Show and Tell-my dog peed on it?Show and Tell-turns out I was allergic to itand I got this rash and I couldn't breatheand my mother said"Drop that thing before it kills you"Honest!Show and Tell