Phish: Icculus

We already played thatWe're going to lighten it up a bitWe're going to lighten it up a bitThis really isn't a stupid songThis is a special songThis is an important songThis is a dance songThis is.. THIS IS RED ROCKS...THIS IS THE EDGE!!!No really this is a song about...We want to get serious now that we have your attentionWe want to talk about..We want to talk about an important man (Diarrhea!-Mike)Who could have an important effectOn everybody in this room's livesIf they were willing to take the chanceTo let this person into their hearts and their viewsBecause this is a special man this man was a philosepher many years ago(Background OOOH's and AHH's begin here)And this man wrote a great bookFor this is the author of the Helping Friendly BookThe book that could change your life, the way it changed oursAnd I hope that somedayThat you, you people will all have the chanceTo read the Helping Friendly BookAnd experience the wisdomOf the great and knowledgeableMan who wrote the Helping Friendly BookBecause he is, the great and knowledgeableHe is the one, the onlyAuthor of the great Helping Friendly BookHE is, the man, the great man, the onlythe specialHis name is...The Author of the Helping Friendly BookHe is the great, the knowledgeableThe one, the onlyThe great and knowledgeablePerson who wrote the Helping Friendly BookHis name could only beThe one, the onlyThe only, the special, the Author of the Helping Friendly BookHE WROTE THE PHUCKING BOOK OK!HE WROTE THE BOOKHis name..WAS..ICCULUS!!!!![ this part is sung ]Written by the great and knowledgeable IcculusYa! Our children are old enoughTo read ICCULUS (or Ridicule us)A cold and lonely nightRunning the pace of her frightLook at her face tonight!(Starts to go into a jam, then stops abruptly)Thanks!