Rock The SAT: Spitball In The Eye

I knew something was impending, it was just about to happen
I knew some event was imminent when I crawled out of bed today
The school bus was cacophonous with lots of noise and dissonance
It was a frantic and frenetic mess, that's when you turned my way

If I were social and gregarious, I would have said, "Hello
Who are you? Where on earth did you come from?
And where do you want to go?"

You hit me like a spitball in the eye
A spitball in the eye
That's not facetious, I'm not joking
I felt like I could cry
Like getting hit with a spitball in the eye
I could not hide my chagrin, I was embarrassed and abashed around you
I thought for sure I was too demure, too modest and reserved
Insipid, boring morning chatter echoed all around
I had to concentrate, to cogitate and try to work up my nerve

You might think I was obsequious, fawning over you
But you would never know I was alive if I didn't make a move.

You hit me like a spitball in the eye
A spitball in the eye
That's not facetious, I'm not joking
I felt like I could cry
Like getting hit with a spitball in the eye

And I have been beguiled
Yes, I've been tricked before
And it was so baneful
Too deadly to ignore
If I were more stolid
If I didn't show emotion
If I were more stoic
Wouldn't feel all this commotion

You were so tangible, so palpable, you seemed to be so touchable
It was all chaotic, but I was so quixotic, I was such a romantic fool
I looked around for some redress, some remedy for my distress
But then I realized to my surprise that we were already at the school

If I had summoned all my strength, called it forth for you
Who knows where we would be right now or what our love could do

You hit me like a spitball in the eye
A spitball in the eye
That's no facetious, I'm not joking
I felt like I could cry
Like getting hit with a spitball in the eye.