Scatman John: Popstar

(chorus)Someone's got to be the heroSomeone's got to do the jobSomeone's got to do the businessSomeone's got to be the foolSomeone's got to be the heroSomeone's got to do the jobSomeone's got to be the clown who's creating the soundThat makes the world go roundPopstar Rock starShooting starFalling starI'm a hero and a sample of sucessI got gold plated toilet tissueMoney never is an issueTV people call me as their guestI got low hangin' trousers all the way to the topI'm all the things a home boy could ever beMy life is so upgraded and my ego's so inflatedI've become an X-rated fantasy, yeah(repeat chorus)I'm the captain of charisma and a sultan of the soulOne look and I can set you all freeJust look at me it's plain to see it's obviousYou must agree I'm everything you'll ever want to beI take my fame as serious as any popstar canI'm a leader and an icon and a revolution manI'm starring in a video and too hot to flopI'm the goal of every seeker and my ratings never dropWell I'm rising to the top and you know I'm really thatAnd you know I'm everything I portrayI'm so hip slick and cool and so charismatic as a ruleThat I don't take the time to finish what I sayPopstar, lollypop, popcycle, hall of fameLook at me I'm bigger than lifeI got Patton's leather shoes and I ain't ever paid no duesAnd I don't ever sing the blues or take a wifeEverything you've heard me say so far is a jokeAn open mind and sense of humor is our only hopeI wanna say just one more thing before I move alongI'll bet you're really glad we're near the end of this songI'll leave you now take a bow I hope you all agreeA popstar isn't everything it's cracked up to beIf I have left you anything here's what I want to sayA popstar is an explosion all you've got is you today(repeat chorus)Too hot to flopToo hot too flop (just look at me)Too hot to flopToo hot too flop (yeah)