Schism: Christina Sucks, Britney Swallows

Oh my God, What should I do?
I didn't get a girlfriend, I went and got two,
With drop dead legs and long blonde hair,
They knock me out they're a real cute pair,
They're pretty as a picture,
They're pretty in pink,
They make me feel like the weakest link,
Eenie Meenie Miney Mo,
Who will suck and who will blow?
Use my brain or use my dick,
I can't decide which girl to pick,

Christina sucks, Britney Swallow (whoa whoa whoas yeah),
Christina sucks, Britney Swallow (whoa whoa whoas yeah),
Christina sucks, Britney Swallow (whoa whoa whoas yeah),
Christina sucks, Britney Swallow (whoa whoa whoas yeah),

Oh my God, how can I choose?
When they both walk in wearing high heel shoes,
Little short skirts and little tight tops,
They make things soft go as hard as a rock,
It's so unfair, life can be cruel,
If I could have them both now that would be cool,
All the games that we could play,
Every night and every day,
To get them both into my bed,
While taking turns at giving head,

Christina sucks, Britney Swallow (whoa whoa whoas yeah),
Christina sucks, Britney Swallow (whoa whoa whoas yeah),
Christina sucks, Britney Swallow (whoa whoa whoas yeah),
Christina sucks, Britney Swallow (whoa whoa whoas yeah),

Oh my God, this is so great,
Here I am out with them both on a date,
All the other guys are looking at me,
Thinking "just how lucky can one guy be?",
I don't need a genie to grant me a wish,
Cuz life couldn't get much better than this,
They get me up by going down,
My head is spinning round and round,
I think I'm gonna lose my mind,
Blow me baby one more time!

Christina sucks, Britney Swallow (whoa whoa whoas yeah),
Christina sucks, Britney Swallow (whoa whoa whoas yeah),
Christina sucks, Britney Swallow (whoa whoa whoas yeah),
Christina sucks, Britney Swallow (whoa whoa whoas yeah),
Christina sucks, Britney Swallow (whoa whoa whoas yeah),
Christina sucks, Britney Swallow (whoa whoa whoas yeah).