Sean Krapston: A Suicidal Song

This song is truly awful
That's why clearly doesn't work
Makes me feel suicidal, suicidal
Everytime it's on

[Chorus:]
It's just so truly awful
It really, really sucks so bad
Makes me feel suicidal, suicidal
Want it to, go away.

[Verse 1:]
It's the coming number one
But it's deemed number two (?)
It's top of the charts
And it's all because of you

When will people learn
That, It's not big or clever (big or clever)
He's just a fat nerdy dude
And i don't mean to be rude
But he ain't go BK lunk
He's just a cheesecake eating chump
And these beautiful girls wouldn't
Touch him if he worked at ASDA (worked at ASDA)

[Pre Chorus:]
He know it just goes to prove
If your face is in the news
And your famous for a bit
with a ropey minor hit
It can help you and attract (?)
Ladies much, much hotter

[Chorus:]
This song is truly awful
That's why clearly doesn't work
Makes me feel suicidal, suicidal
Every time it's on
It's just so truly awful
It really, really sucks so bad
Makes me feel suicidal, suicidal
Want it to, go away.

[Verse 2:]
There's now another pointless verse
And it sounds just like the first
Although it takes a bit more time
In the tedious vocal rhyme
But doesn't help him prove this record
Which is clearly rubbish (clearly rubbish)
You haven't heard my name before
And Now you probably never will
'Cause my record is just pish
Destine for future land fill
Everyone is asking how the heck is this
Reached number one (number one)

[Pre Chorus:]
'Cause there's notice queerest folk (?)
We are like a little
But it's wearing slightly thin
Time for the bargain bin
So I'm going to sign off now before
This record drives you crazy (drive you crazy)

[Chorus:]
This song is truly awful
That's why clearly doesn't work
Makes me feel suicidal, suicidal
Every time it's on
It's just so truly awful
It really, really sucks so bad
Makes me feel suicidal, suicidal
Want it to, go away.