Sir Mixalot: Baby Got Jack (Adam Sandler Remix)

**Intro**

A:Yo yo, Flyda, check that homegirl's butt out,
Mmm, girl, it's so flat!
B:You tell it like it is, Aisha
A:She looks like one of them lawyer's girlfriends,
I mean her butt... it's just so small...
We're talkin' slim pickin's, girl
B:What up, Aisha.. where is it? I don't even... see it!
Look... girl, she's just so....... WHITE!

I like small butts and i cannot lie,
You honkies can't deny,
When a girl walks in with an iddy biddy waist and a big thing
in your face i get sick!
Cos i like a toothpick,
I'll beat that booty with a stick,
Deep in the jeans she's wearin',
Her pants are almost tearin'!
Oh baby, i want a flat booty,
That's tooty-fruity,
My honkies tried to warn me,
That butt you got is..... ooh, so corny!
Ooh chicken smooth skin,
Ya say ya wanna get my hold?
Well peck me, peck me,
Cos ya ain't got average chickadee,
To hell with romancin',
I'll take her wallet dancin',
Rich... bitch,
I'll dig ffor her money ditch,
So tired of ebony,
Black butts are not my theme,
If ya ask me what my flavour is i'll tell ya its vanilla icecream,
So honkies, (YEAH!)
Honkies, (YEAH!)
Does ya girlfriend have a derriere? (HELL, YEAH!)
Well shrink it, shrink it,
So i can get right down to dinkin',
Baby got jack,
(White honkies with a real small booty)
(White honkies with a real small booty)
Baby got jack,
(White honkies with a real small booty)
(White honkies with a real small booty)

I like 'em flat and small,
And when i'm in the mall,
I just can't help myself,
I'm doin' the dog pound call, (woof, woof, woof, woof)
Don't like a sister,
Who farts while playin' twister,
I wish those beans did miss her,
Even Uncle Ben would fist her,
I like my booties real slender and tender,
An' if i see a big booty,
I'll put it in the blender,
Don't want a rear fender,
I get into my Honda,
What the hell is an anaconda?!
All i know is i like Jane Fonda's,
Better than Yolanda's,
Baby got jack,
(White honkies with a real small booty)
(White honkies with a real small booty)
Baby got jack,
(White honkies with a real small booty)
(White honkies with a real small booty)
Yeah baby,
When it comes to females,
Cosmo knows everything what they're talkin' about,
36, 24, 36,
Hahaha,
Only she's 780,
Flat on the bottom an' i like it like that,
Flat on the bottom an' i like it like that,