Sonny & Cher: Hello

Sonny:
Hi, this is Sonny

Cher:
And Cher

Sonny:
And this is the other side of our record
When you cut a record
Every one always asks you
What you are gonna put on the other side
And you usually put another song
Sometimes it's hard to get another song
Or to think of another song
And I thought it would be nice
Just to get a chance to talk to you
And say thank you
For everything you've done for us
I don't see why this can't be done
I hope you agree
What do you think Cher?

Cher:
That's ok with me

Sonny:
It's ok with you
It's ok with me too

Cher:
I think you should put the music down
Before the words down

Sonny:
What music?

Cher:
To this song

Sonny:
There is no song

Cher:
No, really

Sonny:
Really what?
There is no song
I'm just plinking on the piano
I only know seven chords any ways
So it doesn't make any difference
What do you mean
We should put the music first

Cher:
I'm not gonna say anything to you
Come on Sonny

Sonny:
You're not gonna say anything, why?

Cher:
Because you're making me embarrassed

Sonny:
Don't be embrassed
You're just talking to a microphone
And that's all
You have nothing to say at all

Cher:
No

Sonny:
I didn't know you were bashful
When you get up on stage
You're not bashful
Now you're talking to a microphone
You're in a studio all by yourself
And you're bashful
You don't like this song?

Cher:
No, I don't like this song

Sonny:
I'll try to write you a new one
I like it, I think
Well Cher you got to say something
Cher don't be bashful

Cher:
I can't think of any thing to say

Sonny:
You always think of something
To say around the house
You never without words then

Cher:
I can't help it, I'm bashful

Sonny:
Ok I glad I found that out
After two years of marriage

Cher:
Well I can sing some thing

Sonny:
I don't have a song for you to sing
Well just say something

Cher:
Hello

Sonny:
That was very clever

Cher:
I thought you'd like that

Sonny:
That's the most original thing you said
Any ways we thought
We break a precedent
And just say hello to every body
And that's the purpose behind this
And thanks again

Cher:
Me too

Sonny:
Cher too, bye