South Park: Merry Fucking Christmas
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I heard there is no Christmas in the silly Middle East
No trees, no snow, no Santa Claus
They have different religious beliefs
They believe in Muhammad
And not in our holiday
And so every December
I go to the Middle East and say...
Hey there Mr. Muslim, merry fuckin' Christmas!
Put down that book 'The Koran'
and hear some holiday wishes
In case you haven't noticed
It's Jesus's birthday
So get off your heathen Muslim ass
And fuckin' celebrate!
There is no holiday season in India, I've heard
They don't hang up their stockings
And that is just absurd
They've never read a Christmas Story
They don't know what Rudolph is about
And that's why in December
I'll go to India and shout...
Hey there Mr. Hinduist, merry fuckin' Christmas!
Drink egg nog and eat some beef
And pass it to the missus
In case you haven't noticed
It's Jesus's birthday
So get off your heathen hindu ass
And fuckin' celebrate!
Now I heard that in Japan everyone just lives in sin
They pray to several gods
And put needles in their skin
On December twenty-fifth all they do is eat a cake
And that is why I'll go to Japan
And walk around and say...
Hey there Mr. Shintoist, merry fuckin' Christmas!
God is gonna kick your ass, you infidelic pagan scum
In case you haven't noticed
There's festive things to do
So let's all rejoice for Jesus
And merry fuckin' Christmas to you!
On Christmas Day, I travel round the world and say...
Taoists, Krishnas, Buddists and all you atheists too
Merry fuckin' Christmas to you!
Thank you, Mr. Hat...
No trees, no snow, no Santa Claus
They have different religious beliefs
They believe in Muhammad
And not in our holiday
And so every December
I go to the Middle East and say...
Hey there Mr. Muslim, merry fuckin' Christmas!
Put down that book 'The Koran'
and hear some holiday wishes
In case you haven't noticed
It's Jesus's birthday
So get off your heathen Muslim ass
And fuckin' celebrate!
There is no holiday season in India, I've heard
They don't hang up their stockings
And that is just absurd
They've never read a Christmas Story
They don't know what Rudolph is about
And that's why in December
I'll go to India and shout...
Hey there Mr. Hinduist, merry fuckin' Christmas!
Drink egg nog and eat some beef
And pass it to the missus
In case you haven't noticed
It's Jesus's birthday
So get off your heathen hindu ass
And fuckin' celebrate!
Now I heard that in Japan everyone just lives in sin
They pray to several gods
And put needles in their skin
On December twenty-fifth all they do is eat a cake
And that is why I'll go to Japan
And walk around and say...
Hey there Mr. Shintoist, merry fuckin' Christmas!
God is gonna kick your ass, you infidelic pagan scum
In case you haven't noticed
There's festive things to do
So let's all rejoice for Jesus
And merry fuckin' Christmas to you!
On Christmas Day, I travel round the world and say...
Taoists, Krishnas, Buddists and all you atheists too
Merry fuckin' Christmas to you!
Thank you, Mr. Hat...
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